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The path to equality is rarely easy.
Actors should never give interviews.
It must be hard interviewing actors.
I'm not clumsy; just accident prone.
A jester unemployed is nobodys fool.
Laughter does not please the mighty.
I try not to look back on my career.
The president is always made fun of.
I like to direct for the big screen.
You can't just yell jokes at people.
I'm very proud of my Scottish blood.
A job is a very healthy thing to do.
My ambition is peace and perfection.
Change never bothers me, not really.
There are so many songs that I hate.
I wasn't worried about unemployment.
I want to be a part of great things.
Blame is for God and small children.
Peter Pan, prepare to meet thy doom.
It doesn't matter what your name is!
I do all my own stunts. I'm kidding.
I'm a very jaded and cynical person.
Im a pretty good judge of character.
I can't stand watching myself on TV.
Education is a vaccine for violence.
I have a car but it's not important.
Football lost its excitement for me.
I'm still a kid. I stretched it out.
I caught the acting bug from my dad.
Being an actor can be a lonely life.
Nobody knows anybody. Not that well.
I have a very low boredom threshold.
I don't see myself as a violent guy.
We're picking on people we can beat.
Cat lovers turn into cat collectors.
I have a very well organized closet.
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
We the people are the change makers.
I want to bulk up. I'm a skinny guy.
I tend to stay away from the comics.
Just let the wardrobe do the acting.
The camera photographs what's there.
I worked on a farm for a little bit.
In every movie I do have a dialogue.
As one tale ends, so another begins.
It only hurts when I'm not laughing.
In the real world, children love me.
You cannot mix sports with politics.
All things just keep getting better.
I want to be a Texan 24 hours a day.