There are two things worth living for, one is a good cigar, the other is a better one.

There's a personal side to me of challenges as an actor that I like to take on myself.

The amount of times my wife has rolled her eyes at board games is impossible to count.

I do care about style. I do care, but I only care about style that serves the subject.

I believe in trade unionism, and I believe in democracy, in democratic trade unionism.

My family were liberal with a small 'l' but passionately doers. I wanted to be a doer.

I've been very lucky not to have turned down too many roles that I've later regretted.

I just love when the Internet is wrong. It's the only thing that will save journalism.

I think one of the things that saved me is that I never put all my eggs in one basket.

Music is a whole oasis in my head. The creation process is so personal and fulfilling.

Life is multi-layered and there's no way I could do my life justice in one pat answer.

When you're doing stand-up, you can comment if something fails, get a laugh from that.

Anything that you can do a tiny bit of research about, I'll turn it into an obsession.

When people accuse me of being really posh, I think, 'Hang on a minute - no, I'm not!'

For the most part, I keep playing big knuckleheads who are like bulls in a china shop.

Just being the first person to bring the character to life is really fun and exciting.

You draw on whatever’s relevant to the part you’re playing; it makes it more personal.

You draw on whatever's relevant to the part you're playing; it makes it more personal.

American Horror Story on cable now, it is terrific. There has to be room to re-invent.

I always serve the writer first because I'm English trained, even though I'm American.

Show me the man who has enjoyed his schooldays and I will show you a bully and a bore.

I’m, like, a compulsive eater. I’m going to be so fat when I’m older, it’s ridiculous.

Peter [Facinelli] would be so good at doing that. I want him to do the Beyoncé biopic.

I'm, like, a compulsive eater. I'm going to be so fat when I'm older, it's ridiculous.

Compared to today's salaries, our cut was minuscule but it was very good for the time.

I made my first million by the time I was 31 and promptly lost it when I got divorced.

We Americans, we're a simple people . . . but piss us off, and we'll bomb your cities.

They say our mothers really know how to push our buttons - because they installed them

If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days.

That's not a villain, that's a man whose a victim of being in love with the wrong one.

When people think it's successful, I'm grateful. When they don't - OK, I'll try again.

Whenever I'm asked who my favourite co-star is, I always hesitate in giving an answer.

If you are courageous enough to be still, you are a step closer to becoming empowered.

The funny thing about 'Office Space' is I almost never get my lines quoted back to me.

My favorite characters that I've gotten to do are the ones that surprised me the most.

Nothing gets a bigger laugh than when you refer to things like ethics or human rights.

It is really interesting to change your hair color after being blond your entire life.

Whether I fall on my feet or fall on my arse, I dunno. You've got to take those risks.

There are a lot of good stories out there, but I haven't found too many great scripts.

I will no longer be an actor to hire, I have a passion for producing and making films.

We're expecting a lot of rain in the state of Oregon, so let's just get rid of Oregon.

If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian.

If I ever have a child.. Insh'allah I will... I wish it's a girl. I want a girl child.

I didn't set out to be famous; if I'd wanted that, I would have gone on 'Big Brother.'

I'm hesitant anytime someone puts a contract in front of me that has two-year options.

I've been lucky enough in my career to work with a few people who are really prolific.

I like the idea of playing people outside of society. That's where I tend to be drawn.

You're always remembering songs you wanna sing except when you're actually at karaoke.

I think I've always just been kinda geeky and got to play some mildly appealing roles.

I get it, okay? I shouldn't be doing this. I shouldn't be giving Jake Paul a platform.

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