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Comedy is a very personal thing, and some people will find it funny, some people won't.
I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn’t cotton candy like the guy said… my tummy itches.
Sadly, I can't say the same for my Father, who is probably in a different place - Hell.
Men are, by nature, hunters, and women have been put in the position of being the prey.
I was always a dreamer with high aspirations, but I kept coming up short my whole life.
I won an amateur night, October 8th, 1985. I went to work the next day and quit my job.
I thought yesterday was the first day of the rest of my life but it turns out today is.
I guess I wouldn't believe in anything if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch.
I hardly ever see new plays. They don't have the audacity and daring that they used to.
Any time you go live with Vince McMahon it's going to be a very interesting experience.
I have made a lot of career mistakes, a lot and I have made a lot of personal ones too!
I try to tell people that just because you're buff and cut doesn't mean you're healthy.
About the best thing an actor can do when all is said and done is to make people laugh.
Thirty years ago dinner theatre used to be much more of a going concern than it is now.
Every artist has to grow, and has to challenge themselves with a new form of expression
You get better at working by working. And if you don't work, you're not getting better.
T.J. Miller and Kumail Nanjiani I met when I was in Chicago, learning how to do comedy.
To be honest I'm the only one really who's a cowboy. Like an honest to goodness cowboy.
Certainly in my generation, there aren't enough actors from a working-class background.
Philip of Spain is a ruler who has forgotten that a ruler is there to serve the people.
A woman who's light on her feet is always going to make the guy on her arm look better.
If you have to have a job in this world, a high-priced movie star is a pretty good gig.
I know how the Academy Awards works: It's a card game, and I'm in the toss-up category.
Well, I think there are no villains in this world. There are just misunderstood heroes.
As an actor, it's much, much easier to be really nasty to someone that you really like.
I think the early years, the first decade of your life, is the most formative in a way.
I'm unhappy as Dylan Thomas was, because I'm not, but I've had my brushes with sadness.
The danger with playing a part that defines you is that it swallows up everything else.
When Billie Holiday sings a song, I hear the song, but I always hear her and her truth.
I think now I'm being taken a little more seriously. That's pure conjecture on my part.
Instead of spreading antagonism or hate, try to make a positive remark about something.
Treat everyone like it's still your first job and that we're all just happy to be here.
I don't want to leave this planet until I achieve everything that I was put here to do.
I've been doing television with TBS for quite some time, and it's been a great journey.
I believe when actors say they can go crazy playing the same role, over and over again.
Sometimes, you can also have a big impact in a film just by doing something unexpected.
Rob Zombie's very intellectual-crazy, and I like people like that. No stupid craziness.
If you look up the definition of news in the dictionary, it isn't what you watch on TV.
Without deadlines and restrictions I just tend to become preoccupied with other things.
I'm fairly sure I didn't show enough gratitude to my employers, and I'm sorry for that.
I love London. I would move here. I like British people; everybody is so down to earth.
Being on 'Batman' allowed me to do something we actors are taught never to do: overact.
Usually the characters I play are men of few words, who communicate in non-verbal ways.
They say the open road helps you think. About where you've been and where you're going.
I'm the spokesman for ADT, and ADT, brother, pays better than most actors make on film.
I'm not going to call a dog "Dog." I suppose if she were a baby you'd cal her "Person."
I don't see myself as extremely handsome. I just figure I can charm you into liking me.
It is awful hard to get people interested in corruption unless they can get some of it.
I'm not so much interested in the return ON my money as I am in the return OF my money.
If you want to know how a man stands, go among the people who are in his same business.