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I was a dishwasher at one of those Japanese places that cook on your table. Not too fun.
Nobody remembers how long anything takes; they only remember how good it was in the end.
When I was probably 5 or 6, my mother put me into an acting, singing, and dancing class.
Rumors about me? Calista Flockhart, Pam Anderson, and Matt Damon. That's who I'm dating.
Crewing and being on film sets is kind of like being in the carnival, with carnie folks.
I think it's always super exciting to watch something before you can see it in theaters.
It is so great to sleep in safe, glorious, beautiful America. I just cannot get over it.
The first step to getting the things you want out of life is this: Decide what you want.
When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.
Being constantly surprised about what nature can create, that inspires me beyond belief.
I had parents who taught me ethics that I didn't know they were teaching me at the time.
My parents taught me that it is my responsibility to make sacrifices for those after me.
I've been a big fan of David Wain's and was honored to get to be in one of his projects.
I was offered a lot of supporting crazy parts in comedies because that's all I had done.
I have nothing against romanticism. I'm all for it. I'm helpless in the face of romance.
People over 40 stay home and watch television, that's why there are no movies out there.
I think I have a gift, but I haven't really opened that gift yet and given it to myself.
I don't want to expose the intricacies of my work so people can understand how I did it.
I don't know what I would have done to rebel. I don't know what I was rebelling against.
What we do does not define who we are. What defines us is how well we rise after falling
All people are sad clowns. That's the key to comedy - and it's a buffer against reality.
I was actually offered a talk show on CBS at one point, and I just didn't want to do it.
You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows.
I think happiness is overrated. Satisfied, at peace-those would be more realistic goals.
Man, if I can get a burp out of that little thing I feel such a sense of accomplishment.
In some ways, I'm still a kid from Missouri and Oklahoma, and I'm trying to find my way.
I'm kind of looking for something with a lot less action and more talking and listening.
I love 'Seinfeld.' That was not alternative. You can't get more in mainstream than that.
As far as making people feel less depressed, that, in and of itself, is a political act.
I love being part of these giant, epic movies. I take great pride in being part of them.
My wife heard me say I love you a thousand times, but she never once heard me say sorry.
I can run up a wall and do a back flip - that's the most impressive thing that I can do.
My job in 'Motive' is to be the rebellious teenager - what boy wouldn't want to be that?
Working hard is great, being lazy sometimes is great, but failed potential is the worst.
I take away something from every role. I'm still learning and that's what life is about.
There's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours.
When you start working on a series, it's almost too much work. It's like a movie a week.
I'm thankful for weird people out there 'cause they're some of the most creative people.
Emmerich knows how to do "big", but the trick is in making it (movies) both big and fun.
I wouldn't even dare read the Torah, let alone attempt a witty observation on the Torah.
If you want to play a complex, turmoiled character, then give him a dose of Catholicism.
There is a lot going on in high schools, and I think what we portray is fairly accurate.
We always want to live in an environment where there's no artificial block to good work.
I would rather hang out in my house with a couple of friends than go and rage all night.
I would love to do different things, like behind-the-scenes work - just like Ron Howard!
Sex and the City changed New York-New York's become a big shoe store now, unfortunately.
Social media is great, I guess, but it feels like technology is the sapper of innocence.
My go-to line when it's the resume game is that I'm either Chris Evans or Ryan Reynolds.
I always wanted to be an independent maverick, writing plays and putting them on myself.
I can promote until I am blue in the face, but ultimately nobody knows what makes a hit.