Awkwardness is such a gold mine for comedy.

I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.

A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.

No one can escape life's pain. That's life.

You want people to watch what you're doing.

I like doing film, you know, single-camera.

I freely admit that I am a bit of a misfit.

No one cares about you when you're in jail.

Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.

I have no sense of time, and I'm a dreamer.

In England, I'm known for playing villains.

Gosh, I'd like to direct Our Town on stage.

What you do not eliminate - you accumulate.

I'm just a tool, I'm just a big, hard tool.

My whole head is like I've had a face lift.

There are no rules. Just follow your heart.

A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.

You have to break in half to love somebody.

I love kids, but they are a tough audience.

I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.

Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...

What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?

I'm not doing my work for constant success.

I didn't learn the alphabet until I was 11.

Sometimes I've had to put myself on a diet.

I don't always get to do a lot of bad guys.

David Frost plucked me from the nightclubs.

As an artist, you want to entertain people.

I dance to the beat of a different drummer.

Life is dangerous. There are no guarantees.

It's hard to get intimate with an audience.

You cannot be politically correct in a war.

'The Nice Guys' fulfilled my 1970s fantasy.

I'm going to make a movie about 'Hey Girl.'

Sleep has never been a priority in my life.

I'm definitely a boot-scootin' kind of guy.

My sisters are my favorite people on earth.

I like to have something to base a role on.

It's every boy's dream to play a superhero.

Acting can be fun. Don't let it get around.

I would be onstage all the time if I could.

I've been very fortunate and I am grateful.

I've been doing martial arts since I was 9.

Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.

In high school I went on about three dates.

I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.

I don't have to live this lavish lifestyle.

Any time you're a type, your career's over.

I think the audience is pretty intelligent.

I couldn't adjust to the racism in Florida.

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