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Awkwardness is such a gold mine for comedy.
I think Ellen DeGeneres is just hysterical.
A twinge of conscience is a glimpse of God.
No one can escape life's pain. That's life.
You want people to watch what you're doing.
I like doing film, you know, single-camera.
I freely admit that I am a bit of a misfit.
No one cares about you when you're in jail.
Hogan's Heroes' lasted longer than the war.
I have no sense of time, and I'm a dreamer.
In England, I'm known for playing villains.
Gosh, I'd like to direct Our Town on stage.
What you do not eliminate - you accumulate.
I'm just a tool, I'm just a big, hard tool.
My whole head is like I've had a face lift.
There are no rules. Just follow your heart.
A human life is just a heartbeat in heaven.
You have to break in half to love somebody.
I love kids, but they are a tough audience.
I only ever play Vegas one night at a time.
Ah...so many pedestrians, so little time...
What kind of man gives cigarettes to trees?
I'm not doing my work for constant success.
I didn't learn the alphabet until I was 11.
Sometimes I've had to put myself on a diet.
I don't always get to do a lot of bad guys.
David Frost plucked me from the nightclubs.
As an artist, you want to entertain people.
I dance to the beat of a different drummer.
Life is dangerous. There are no guarantees.
It's hard to get intimate with an audience.
You cannot be politically correct in a war.
'The Nice Guys' fulfilled my 1970s fantasy.
I'm going to make a movie about 'Hey Girl.'
Sleep has never been a priority in my life.
I'm definitely a boot-scootin' kind of guy.
My sisters are my favorite people on earth.
I like to have something to base a role on.
It's every boy's dream to play a superhero.
Acting can be fun. Don't let it get around.
I would be onstage all the time if I could.
I've been very fortunate and I am grateful.
I've been doing martial arts since I was 9.
Sometimes a woman just needs to be slapped.
In high school I went on about three dates.
I don't want to be known as a jerk forever.
I don't have to live this lavish lifestyle.
Any time you're a type, your career's over.
I think the audience is pretty intelligent.
I couldn't adjust to the racism in Florida.