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We should never judge a day by its weather.
I hear music and my feet just start moving.
There were five writers on Blazing Saddles.
When I wanna be a superhero I just wake up.
I actually enjoy comedy; it's a lot of fun.
If you're waiting for the job, you're dead.
I plan on taking athletics as far as I can.
I don't get much out of doing a red carpet.
I'm really good with fighting with my feet.
We consider all our animals to be our kids.
In truth, the world is a complicated place.
I've never worked with an acting coach, no.
I would love to do Shakespeare in New York.
Maybe part of loving is learning to let go.
I'll talk your ear off if you recognize me.
I've never seen 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer.'
I'm a full-time dad; I'm a part-time actor.
Action and adaptability create opportunity.
Squirrels are just rats with good publicity
I don't watch television. I'm not a TV guy.
I just think political correctness is crap.
I study to learn, to be an educated person.
I'm tired of all the angry stuff out there.
I've always had a plan for my music career.
People know everything about everybody now.
I love the police, contrary to many people.
I loved Allan Dwan. He was a tough old guy.
There's a burgeoning film scene in Romania.
I like to set up obstacles and defeat them.
I work out two, two and a half hours a day.
If you accept the pain, it cannot hurt you.
Oh, yeah, I've seen 'Seinfeld' 1,000 times.
I prefer to work with first-time directors.
My big thing is that I always get typecast.
My major ambition is just to stay relevant.
Improvising political dialogue is not easy.
My nightmare is that I don't want to be OK.
A woman's posterior is the key to my heart.
If I was ever a teen idol, I’d kill myself.
My upbringing as a child was very atypical.
'Power Rangers' has changed a lot of lives.
Every time I make a plan, God laughs at me.
Every sequel needs to be bigger and better.
I tend to leave people alone that I admire.
Comedy is not my first go-to sort of genre.
You shall love. Whether you like it or not.
If you want to make god laugh, make a plan.
'Smokey and the Bandit' is tough and funny.
I don't like soft villains in comedy films.
I'd like to do plays, maybe a one man show.