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A gentleman is a man who can play the banjo, but doesn't.
Seventy is old enough. After that there is too much risk.
Never pick a fight with people who buy ink by the barrel.
Quitting smoking is easy, I've done it hundreds of times.
Human Beings are the only animals that blush, or need to.
Guides cannot master the subtleties of the American joke.
Damn the subjunctive. It brings all our writers to shame.
He had the calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
It is a pity we can't escape from life when we are young.
Like most people, I often feel mean, and act accordingly.
If horses knew their strength we should not ride anymore.
Whatever you need more of is what you need to tithe some.
One forgets that one is one. I must try to remember this.
Every word, every character in a picture book must count.
I like the feeling that anything, anything, could happen.
There's tons of magic in the world, and it's all science.
We evolved to move and to learn with all our five senses!
The well-timed question is more impacting than an answer.
Your eyes must not determine what you see. pay attention.
Rushing around smartly is no proof of accomplishing much.
It's true that your environment influences how you write.
Strange that theory and practice so seldom should accord.
Love is recognition, perhaps the highest form of it. You.
Every mode of travel has its signature mental aberration.
All books are judged by their covers until they are read.
Mental confusion can be the product of divine discipline.
Error is most painful when it is found inside the family.
In a world of upward mobility, choose downward servility.
Since you know God understands, you can boldly go to him.
God understands how you feel and has faced what you face.
Worry is one of the most destructive scourges of mankind.
The greatest miracle you can hope for is self-acceptance.
I may be a mistake maker, but I'm also a mistake breaker.
My encouragement to you is to go tomorrow to the library.
It feels like breaking rules is almost a given now on TV.
I am weary of happiness, both as a word and as a concept.
Relationships are where we take our recovery on the road.
The night is young, and by the grace of magic, so are we.
You sick, twisted monster," Sabrina seethed at Pinocchio.
Only love could pick a nested pair of steel Bramah locks.
Comic books were just the means for me to tell the story.
It's not easy to cut through a human head with a hacksaw.
Time is life itself, and life resides in the human heart.
Just as the setting sun turned the clouds to liquid gold.
But that is another story and shall be told another time.
Experience does not give you wisdom, it gives you habits.
...forgetting is vastly underrated as a mental operation.
At home I serve the kind of food I know the story behind.
If you're cooking food, you don't have to count calories.
If you can raise a family, then you can build a business.