Religion brought forth Prosperity, and the daughter destroyed the mother.

Every piece of the puzzle that doesn't fit gets you closer to the answer.

Those who can't give friendship will rarely receive it and never hold it.

Walking is the only way proven to stave off cognitive decline - it works.

I just come from a school where you have to win something to be accepted.

I probably remember the 1954 Masters more vividly than any of the others.

Babe Ruth was the home-run king of his time, but also the strikeout king.

What, after all, is more real to us than the geography of our childhoods?

In such a diversity it was impossible I should be disposed to melancholy.

I’d ruin any day, all my days, for those long nights with you, and I did.

Sometimes the things you’ve lost can be found again in unexpected places.

Everybody will die, but very few people want to be reminded of that fact.

If we wait until we're ready, we'll be waiting for the rest of our lives.

If you like books with happy endings then put this book down immediately.

It is always terrible to be told to go play with people one doesn't know.

The old saw about old dogs and new tricks only applies to certain people.

The further we are from the last disaster, the closer we are to the next.

Gratitude is an astoundingly reliable, immediate way of becoming present.

Your most valuable currency is what comes most naturally to you. Cash in!

I know how to go, go, go. Stopping, I've learned is the stuff of mastery.

A girl should get so lost in God, that a guy has to seek God to find her!

When one is writing a novel in the first person, one must be that person.

When you write you have to reside in the unknown for as long as possible.

Hang out with those who have a common FUTURE with you; not a common past.

I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker

Cook, at that moment in time, I would have sold my body for a mocha latte

Strictly speaking, there are no real substitutes for sexual satisfaction.

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

Aside from Velcro, time is the most mysterious substance in the universe.

Another important rule of affair-having: Never be discreet at the office.

Bad grammar is the leading cause of slow, painful death in North America.

By today's beauty standards, of course, Marilyn Monroe was an oil tanker.

Greyhound Bus Lines motto: "We Stop For Some Damn Thing Every 200 Yards."

I learned from Arnold Schwarzenegger, too, that it's O.K. to be pluggish.

A man's strength is ultimately born of his knowledge of his own weakness.

We all have scars [...] Better by far for them to be worn on the outside.

The truth. Men will blind themselves with hot irons, rather than face it.

By nature of definition only the coward is capable of the highest heroism

With eternal investments there is never a loss of principle or principal.

There are actually very few US politicians who have integrity and vision.

The mistake is thinking that there can be an antidote to the uncertainty.

I say good-bye to hope, but I also say good-bye to hope's disappointment.

Being a parent is the greatest trust that has been given to human beings.

The only requirement of a fan or a patient is the surrender to authority.

Somewhere along the line we seem to have confused comfort with happiness.

That's all that matters, really: that we can make each other feel better.

Pain is a gift. Humanity, without pain, would know neither fear nor pity.

...like a scene from the swamps of Louisiana or the mind of Poe on opium.

Life is set up to bring you every needed situation in its own right time.

Love without action is meaningless and action without love is irrelevant.

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