I'm not one of those people who writes long soliloquies.

It doesn't take much to get a high profile in Australia.

Movies are a team sport now, and I want to play singles.

Most filmmaking is about shaking hands and just starting.

In the film business, it's basically honor among thieves.

Any time Chris Nolan wants to call me for advice, he can.

Love is mysterious and rad, like Steve Perry from Journey

I write small and weird. Romcoms are not in my skill set.

Break up the printing presses and you break up rebellion.

I don't know enough about Woody Allen to be a fan of him.

I consider myself somewhat spiritual, but not practicing.

The bad stuff is easier to believe. You ever notice that?

I have to admit that I had a lot of problems with poetry.

Everybody should be free to love and marry who they want.

Whatever makes you weird is probably your greatest asset.

I'm not big on regret; I don't spend a lot of time on it.

The beautiful moment sits very close to the horrific one.

My God, there are so many mediocre screenplays out there.

A person has to live in a house for it not to break down.

Don't ever let the viewer settle in and get ahead of you.

It's always hard to watch bad actors improv on your skit.

When you're in the battlefield, survival is all there is.

I try not to think about anybody's reaction to what I do.

I cannot keep track and lots of great shows go unnoticed.

I told you, the dopes are gonna inherit the earth anyway.

What Westerns did was to take a world and mythologise it.

Writers are opposite of athletes, they get better with age

I think that if I couldn't write, I would be unemployable.

I'm a playwright. All I care about is the play being good.

Nothing is funnier than confidently doing the wrong thing.

I've gotten like five laughs in movies, just off guy hugs.

'Blazing Saddles' is one of the funniest movies ever made.

There's nothing more fun than making fun of what's sacred.

Gentlemen prefer blondes... but gentlemen marry brunettes.

Of the things men give each other the greatest is loyalty.

Those with the money are eccentric. Those without, insane.

We don't fall in love, we fall in lust. We ascend to love.

It is not an easy thing to do [found the tone right away].

You only get one world premiere of your directorial debut.

You get a different kick out of all aspects of filmmaking.

I think people who are fanatical about anything are funny.

I don't think anyone has ever been corrupted by a T-shirt.

I love Vivienne Westwood - she designs for womanly shapes.

It's crazy that most high-end designers stop at a size 14.

The stupidest person in the room might have the best idea.

We had the camera locked, but not the location of the sun.

The lies are in the dialogue, the truth is in the visuals.

Dudes know I'm not a threat. Chicks know I'm not a threat.

The rumor is not true: I am allowed in the state of Texas.

It's no good talking to a man with an apology for a brain.

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