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Quote of the Day December, 17

Funny Quote of the Day

We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms.'
Elayne Boosler / Comedian
Funny
Humor
Fighting
Military
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Funny Quote of the Day

If you're a woman and a guy's ever said anything romantic to you, he just left off the second part that would have made you sick if you could have heard it.
Louis C. K. / Comedian
Funny
Romantic
Guy
Sick
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Inspirational Quote of the Day

And that's one thing that helps me is I learn it blandly, vanilla, then I don't try to act it too soon because you start to act it, and you kind of go away from what the next sentence is, what the next paragraph is. So get it down so it kind of can - it's in there so you can then, as I call it, dance on top of it.
Jeff Daniels / Actor
Dance
Inspirational
Going Away
Trying
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Funny Quote of the Day

Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands.
Jerry Lewis / Comedian
Dream
Funny
Able
Arms
Falling In Love
Hands
Witty
Also
Man
Woman
Every
Without
Falling
Her
Sink
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Inspirational Quote of the Day

A little knowledge that acts is worth infinitely more than much knowledge that is idle.
Khalil Gibran / Poet
Education
Inspirational
Journey
Knowledge
Life
Motivational
Wisdom
Idle
Little
Acts
Infinitely
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