Quotes of All Topics . Occasions . Authors
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry about, he goes off and gets married.
Having a solo career is a funny thing.
I never say a funny thing intentionally.
The funny thing is that I had never actually watched TV.
Death isn't a funny thing. We're all lucky to be living.
The funny thing is, Dennis Miller got me back into comedy.
A funny thing happened to me on the way to the White House.
Trying to be funny is arguably the least funny thing you can do.
Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave.
Forgiveness is a funny thing. It warms the heart and cools the sting.
Experience is a funny thing. You don't always have it when you need it.
Funny thing, as you become famous, people write less nice things about you.
The funny thing about the people I don't like - they're very self-centered.
Funny thing is that the poorer people are, the more generous they seem to be.
A funny thing happened on the way to the election - I got to the Senate first.
The funny thing is that I feel close to all my characters. Deep, deep inside them all.
The funny thing about 'Office Space' is I almost never get my lines quoted back to me.
Chemistry's a funny thing. It can be instantaneous, but it helps when you know someone.
It's a funny thing. You sort of never figure it out with acting. You're always learning.
The funny thing is, I'm not really a big reader, not a big fan of books in the first place.
A funny thing happens in real estate. When it comes back, it comes back up like gangbusters.
The funny thing about television is that once you start to do it you never get time to watch it.
Imagination is a funny thing - we sometimes need to see something before we can truly picture it.
Writing is a funny thing. It's not like you're working on a schedule. It comes in fits and starts.
I think the pattern of my essays is, A funny thing happened to me on my way through Finnegans Wake.
While I was busy hating Vegas, and hiding from Vegas, a funny thing happened. I grew to love Vegas.
The funny thing is, I don't actually think of myself as fat at all. I don't think I am. Not really.
It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it.
The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!
With rap, it's a funny thing. You can say things, and people can take 'em the way they wanna take 'em.
And the funny thing is, I've always been an optimist - it's practically a congenital disorder with me.
It's a funny thing, the less people have to live for, the less nerve they have to risk losing nothing.
The funny thing is I'm not bothered or sad about being on my own - after all I've never had a husband.
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock.
Your name is a funny thing. It stands for what you're about, and everything I do is really about pride.
The funny thing about having all this so-called success is that behind it is a certain horrible emptiness.
But a funny thing happened four years later. I was invited to play for an alumni team against the Red Wings.
Well, social media is a funny thing. It can be absolutely wonderful, and it can absolutely work against you.
The funny thing about any cop uniform is that people will do what you say when you're wearing a cop uniform.
The funny thing when you are with a man that has lots of fans - particularly female fans - it gets sensitive!
The funny thing about insane people is that it is kind of the opposite of being a celebrity. Nobody envies you.
The funny thing about living at Longleat is that there's no 'typical' day, but I usually wake up around 6:45 A. M.
The funny thing is, when you look at photos of Tuvia Bielski, he was fair, blue-eyed, and could pass for a Gentile.
If you just stop and think, baby, honey, love is a funny thing. Whatever you put in, that's what you expect to gain.
Confidence is a funny thing, and sometimes that's all you need is just that little bit to elevate you to the next level.
One funny thing I realized is how many people had no idea that I was gay because they don't bother to look it up or ask.
You know, albums are a funny thing. They're not like an intellectual decision. It's a collection of your kind of musings.
The funny thing is that everyone thinks I'm naturally dark because all of my siblings are, but I'm naturally dirty blond.
That's always a funny thing, when people think they're known for every little thing they ever did, and they're really not.
It's a funny thing about rap, that when you say 'I' into the microphone, it's like a public confession. It's very strange.
