“ Ladies and gentlemen are permitted to have friends in the kennel, but not in the kitchen. George Bernard Shaw Playwright
“ Our record number of teenagers must become our record number of high school and college graduates and our record number of teachers, scientists, doctors, lawyers, and skilled professionals. Ruben Hinojosa U.S. Representative
“ You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a fruit fly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. Fred Allen Comedian
“ Male menopause is a lot more fun than female menopause. With female menopause you gain weight and get hot flashes. Male menopause ? you get to date young girls and drive motorcycles. John Wayne Film Actor