“ Admittedly, art is somewhat like spit. It does not repulse or even worry is while it is still inside of us, but once it exits our body, it becomes disgusting. Ivan Brunetti Cartoonist
“ Don't be a jerk to other comics and don't let the business beat you down, stay positive and if you work your ass off you're going to get somewhere. Bill Burr Comedian
“ In football you can make it if you've got the 'I'm-going-to-get-up-off-the-ground-and-kick-your-ass' attitude. Burt Reynolds Actor
“ Never use jargon words like 'reconceptualize', 'demassification', 'attitudinally', 'judgmentally'. They are hallmarks of a pretentious ass. David Ogilvy Businessman
“ [On being overweight:] If I tried to haul ass, I would have to make two trips. Dolly Parton Singer-Songwriter
“ You really have to humble yourself and take your ass whippings to understand that you can learn something from somebody Dominick Cruz Mixed Martial Artist
“ Sometimes when we get our ass kicked and we're down, sometimes we stay down, and sometimes we get depressed and sometimes we don't know how to handle it, and sometimes we don't know what's going on, and sometimes we feel like it's not worth going on. Dwayne Johnson Actor