“ I could probably say a lot of things, but I'm not sure they'd be fit for publication. Jade Puget Musician
“ I have a poorly done tribal armband that i got when i was 16, i love showing it to people because it totally sucks Jade Puget Musician
“ I can't be skinny all the time. I like to drink and I like to eat. I like burgers and bagels. Chelsea Handler Comedian
“ According to a new poll, Republicans are more likely to have a doughnut for breakfast, while Democrats prefer to eat bagels and croissants. While Independents are that annoying friend who's still looking at the menu after 15 minutes. Jimmy Fallon Television Host
“ I always thought that bagels and lox was my soul food, but it turns out it's sushi. Sara Sheridan Writer
“ Just out of curiosity, can an immortal choke to death on a bagel? (Francesca) Sherrilyn Kenyon Writer
“ I'm an optimistic agnostic. I think the second we die, within a matter of seconds, everybody else arrives, and that's the party, and you live your hell on earth. Mike Dirnt Musician