We don't understand life any better at forty than at twenty, but we know it and admit it

You know you're getting old when all the names in your black book have M. D. after them.

I'm not going to be caught around here for any fool celebration. To hell with birthdays!

A gift consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

The credit of advancing science has always been due to individuals and never to the age.

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

If I could save time in a bottle The first thing that I'd like to do Is to save every day

Birthday Alarm was a very simple site based on being reminded of your friends' birthdays.

Today you are you! That is truer than true! There is no one alive who is you-er than you!

I love everything that's old, - old friends, old times, old manners, old books, old wine.

I am the guy dressing up in, you know, the caveman outfit for the kids' birthday parties.

Error is acceptable as long as we are young; but one must not drag it along into old age.

It turns out I share a birthday with Jose Mourinho. He is exactly 10 years older than me.

Confidence is something you're born with. I know I had loads of it even at the age of 15.

Nearly all the best things that came to me in life have been unexpected, unplanned by me.

The great thing about getting older is that you don't lose all the other ages you've been.

Nicole Richie invited me to her birthday party, and it was at Michael Jackson's Neverland!

The really frightening thing about middle age is the knowledge that you'll grow out of it.

Pleas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,And count each birthday with a grateful mind.

It only takes a politician believing in what he says for the others to stop believing him.

Beautiful young people are accidents of nature, but beautiful old people are works of art.

I'm an avid shoe fan. I got my first pair of Louboutins as a birthday gift from Jami Gertz.

My daughter learned to say, 'They're not even trying to cover!' before her second birthday.

I often buy myself presents. Sometimes I will spend $100,000 in one day in a posh boutique.

If you want to look young and thin on your birthday. Hang around a bunch of old fat people.

Middle age occurs when you are too young to take up golf and too old to rush up to the net.

A benefit consists not in what is done or given, but in the intention of the giver or doer.

It is not more surprising to be born twice than once; everything in nature is resurrection.

I don't go into a fight mad. I go into a fight like it's my birthday. I love what I'm doing.

I remember when the candle shop burned down. Everyone stood around singing 'Happy Birthday.'

The lovely thing about being forty is that you can appreciate twenty-five-year-old men more.

The first forty years of life give us the text; the next thirty supply the commentary on it.

I was getting hot flashes and sweats on a regular basis. That's not normal, even for my age.

After you're older, two things are possibly more important than any others: health and money.

America doesn't reward people of my age, either in day-to-day life or for their performances.

Life is not measured by the breaths you take, but by the moments that take your breaths away.

The question on my husband's birthday is always, What do you get for the man who has nothing?

The great thing about arriving at this age is that I don't even care about my career anymore.

My mother asked me what I wanted for my birthday, so I said I wanted to read poetry with her.

Believe me, that was a happy age, before the days of architects, before the days of builders.

Hey, it's your birthday ?. Sit back, relax and enjoy it ? you've earned it! Have a Great One.

There are two great days in a person's life - the day we are born and the day we discover why.

There must be a day or two in a man's life when he is the precise age for something important.

Let us never know what old age is. Let us know the happiness time brings, not count the years.

I ask you to pray for me, for once age has overtaken us, we find consolation only in religion.

But an old age serene and bright, and lovely as a Lapland night, shall lead thee to thy grave.

I gave a funny speech at my wife's birthday party, and I'm thinking, 'Hey, I've still got it.'

I just had my 30th birthday and we went turkey shooting. It's what I wanted to do, so we went.

The people who live in a golden age usually go around complaining how yellow everything looks.

I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does.

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