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The passions grafted on wounded pride are the most inveterate; they are green and vigorous in old age.
Today, you're halfway to 100! Here's to optimism, whether it is realistic or not. Happy 50th birthday!
Did you know you're supposed to soap and scrub for as long as it takes to sing 'Happy Birthday' twice?
Happy birthday greetings and warmest wishes, too May today, tomorrow, everyday Be truly happy for you.
I've got volumes on how not to behave. I've got more information now than a guy should have at my age.
On my fourth or fifth birthday, a guitar was given to me, and I made a new friend. A very loud friend.
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries.
At a certain age it just became apparent to me that this was probably the work that I would have to do.
The first step, my son, which one makes in the world, is the one on which depends the rest of our days.
By all but the pathologically romantic, it is now recognized that this is not the age of the small man.
I kept a diary right after I was born. Day 1: Tired from the move. Day 2: Everyone thinks I'm an idiot.
My biggest hero, Gregory Peck, was my birthday present on April 14, 1973. I just sat and stared at him.
The happiest people don't necessarily have the best of everything but they make the most of everything.
My brother got a .22 for his 12th birthday; I got a .22. He got a hunting knife; I got a hunting knife.
I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.
I'm like a backward berry, Unripened on the vine, For all my friends are fifty, And I'm only forty-nine.
To keep the heart unwrinkled, to be hopeful, kindly, cheerful, reverent that is to triumph over old age.
When I look on my mantelpiece and see these cards wishing me a happy 100th birthday, I can't believe it.
I have angel wings and a halo on my wrist, which I got done on my 30th birthday in memory of my brother.
I love mayonnaise. Every birthday when I was a kid I'd go to Black Angus and just dip my burger in mayo.
Middle age is the time when a man is always thinking that in a week or two he will feel as good as ever.
Drink, eat, jump and dance as much as you can stand tonight, but not too much, because you are fifty now.
If I'm about to forget my kid's birthday, I want the phone to scream at me until I do something about it.
You can't go around the theatres handing out cards saying, 'It isn't my fault'. You go onto the next one.
You know how to tell when you're getting old? When your broad mind changes places with your narrow waist.
Love, light & blessings be On this day I wish to say 'Health & Happiness to come your way' Happy Birthday
My parents split before my fifth birthday, and I moved with Mom and my three siblings to her native Oahu.
I have 'Happy Birthday' in multiple languages on my iPod - I like to play it at company birthday parties.
James Gunn runs his set like a 12-year-old's birthday party. Every day, he is so excited to come to work.
So plant your own gardens and decorate your own soul, instead of waiting for someone to bring you flowers.
I was concerned about being 40 and for my 40th birthday my wish was to go see Cher, and I got to meet her.
My wife and I love to travel, so if we don't have work on either her or my birthday, we definitely travel.
You're 60 But honestly it doesn't show Mind you, you reached the age of consent About 50,000 consents ago!
Music has always been my protection against the world, from a very young age. I feel safe inside of a jam.
An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have. The older she gets the more interested he is in her.
When I was little I thought, isn't it nice that everybody celebrates on my birthday? Because it's July 4th.
Utility is the great idol of the age, to which all powers must do service and all talents swear allegiance.
Don't be pessimistic Because, today, the sun hasn't shone It probably won't next year And you'll then be 61
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out.
One of the shocks of a 50th birthday is realizing the fundamental fact that your youth is irrevocably over.
At the age when Bengali youth almost inevitably writes poetry, I was listening to European classical music.
Not to expose your true feelings to an adult seems to be instinctive from the age of seven or eight onwards.
I was taught from a young age that I had to serve, so that turned into me thinking I had to save the planet.
The friend who holds your hand and says the wrong thing is made of dearer stuff than the one who stays away.
It does not seem a year Since last we sent to you Our wishes for your special day And all that you would do.
The greatest gifts you can give your children are the roots of responsibility and the wings of independence.
My mother is going to have to stop lying about her age because pretty soon I'm going to be older than she is.
People ask me what I'd most appreciate getting for my eighty-seventh birthday. I tell them, a paternity suit.
For my 21st birthday, my now-wife, at the time girlfriend, flew across the country and showed up at my house.
You really must stop acting Like a 20-year-old, gold plated In a midlife crisis You just graduated Happy 60th