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Do not worry about avoiding temptation. As you grow older it will avoid you.
Each moment of a happy lover's hour is worth an age of dull and common life.
I was born old and get younger every day. At present I am sixty years young.
Brilliantly lit from stem to stern, she looked like a sagging birthday cake.
Even truth needs to be clad in new garments if it is to appeal to a new age.
The advantage of being eighty years old is that one has many people to love.
In 1980, shortly before my 11th birthday, I wrote my first essay in English.
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
I do like to shock and surprise people. When it's all in good fun, of course.
The seven ages of man: spills, drills, thrills, bills, ills, pills and wills.
I always wanted to be a designer. I read books on fashion from the age of 12.
My mom FedExes a red velvet cake she makes from scratch to me every birthday.
Good advice is something a man gives when he is too old to set a bad example.
I play PC and Xbox games at home, and I just got a PSP as a birthday present.
Look, demanding somebody do anything in this day and age is not going to fly.
As soon as I became a mom, my birthday stopped having any meaning whatsoever.
No woman should ever be quite accurate about her age. It looks so calculating.
I just remember celebrating my 18th birthday at home, so that was a big party.
Old age is a tyrant, who forbids, under pain of death, the pleasures of youth.
I don't want to look at other people my age in leather. Why would I put it on?
The greatest thing in life is to die young - but delay it as long as possible.
Only then, approaching my fortieth birthday, I made philosophy my life's work.
Everybody should plant a tree on any happy occasion or birthday and celebrate.
How unspeakably the lengthening of memories in common endears our old friends!
I was put on a pony as a kid at some birthday party when you're all led around.
When someone asks if you'd like cake or pie, why not say you want cake and pie?
Thanks to Facebook, I never forget the birthdays of people I don't really know.
A major advantage of age is learning to accept people without passing judgment.
Death, taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them.
Education forms the common mind. Just as the twig is bent, the tree's inclined.
Time draweth wrinkles in a fair face, but addeth fresh colors to a fast friend.
I remember, for my birthday once, we all dressed up as Spice Girls. I was Scary.
We live in an age where anonymity is growing in magnitude like a bomb going off.
There's nothing stressful about turning 50 except people reminding you about it.
The awkward moment when Santa accidentally leaves the price tag on your present.
A man is old when he can pass an apple orchard and not remember the stomachache.
You'll live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to.
At the age of 20 I bought a used Fiat 127. This was the only one I could afford!
Growing old is no more than a bad habit which a busy person has no time to form.
I wanted to buy a candle holder, but the store didn't have one. So I got a cake.
Why should 20-year-olds only be considered sexy? I think we get better with age.
Time marches on and sooner or later you realize it is marching across your face.
I decided that every year on my birthday, I'm going to release a new clown mask.
When I passed forty I dropped pretense, 'cause men like women who got some sense.
I can't look in the mirror and look at fake things. I just can't. I'd rather age.
I felt a tremendous sadness for men who can't deal with a woman of their own age.
Handmade presents are scary because they reveal that you have too much free time.
I'm a humungous Browns fan. My 30th birthday was actually at the Browns' stadium.
You've heard of the three ages of man - youth, age, and you are looking wonderful.
If age was temperature, You'd be getting hotter Happy 60th degree You, hot shotter