This collection holds 17 funny travel quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are William F. Buckley, Jr., Malcolm Muggeridge and Dwight D. Eisenhower.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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All adventure is now reactionary.

Travel, of course, narrows the mind.

I shall make that trip. I shall go to Korea.

No matter how you travel, it's still you going.

I like to travel. I love touring, I love playing.

I've been to Paris. And it ain't that pretty at all.

The further one goes, the less (he realizes he) one knows.

I just don't see myself as a travel writer. I can't. I don't.

Knowledge is an unending adventure at the edge of uncertainty.

I love flying. I've been to almost as many places as my luggage.

I travel a lot to promote the perfumes and to do the commercials.

There is nothing safer than flying - it's crashing that is dangerous.

I'm living my dream right now. I get to make music, perform and travel.

Yeah. I've been pretty fortunate to travel I guess, all around the place.

For an occurrence to become an adventure, it is necessary and sufficient for one to recount it.

You become a better writer by writing. You become a better travel writer by writing about travel.

It's wonderful to travel with somebody that you love and we never travel anywhere without one another.

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