When I played pool I was like a good psychiatrist. I cured em of all their daydreams and delusions.

The only monster here is the gambling monster that has enslaved your mother, and I call him Gamblor!

It is one of man's curious idiosyncrasies to create difficulties for the pleasure of resolving them.

Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died.

Football and gambling - two great American addictions working together. What could possibly go wrong?

It is a bad business, dealing in lottery tickets ... Riches got in such a hasty manner never wear well.

Once you adopt a value-investment strategy, any other investment behavior starts to seem like gambling.

If I were a gambling man I would put all my money on there not being anything other than this universe.

A gamester, as such, is the cool, calculating, essential spirit of concentrated, avaricious selfishness.

The only business in the world bigger than gambling is religion...but gambling is not nearly so corrupt.

I never hear the rattling of dice that it does not sound to me like the funeral bell of the whole family.

Gaming is the destruction of all decorum; the prince forgets at it his dignity, and the lady her modesty.

When your opponent's sittin' there holdin' all the aces, there's only one thing to do: kick over the table.

Uncertainty doesn't make life worth living, quite, but it does make striving and gambling worth attempting.

When you talk about gambling and the euphoria that comes with it, making winning picks is what excites you.

...in his gambling, he had one besetting weakness -- faith in a system; and this made his damnation certain.

I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people.

In Louisiana, we don't bet on football games, we bet on whether a politician is going to be indicted or not.

If you're playing a poker game and you look around the table and and can't tell who the sucker is, it's you.

The President must stop gambling with taxpayers' money and get the country back on the path of fiscal sanity.

It's completely idiot proof." I told them they've got it all wrong. I want a machine that is "idiot friendly.

Marrying to increase love is like gaming to become rich; alas, you only lose what little stock you had before.

There is not a single truth of science upon which we ought to bet more than about a million of millions to one.

If I had the money and the drinking capacity, I'd probably live at a roulette table and let my life go to hell.

When I was young and didn't have money, I liked gambling because winning and losing was fun for the rush of it.

as long as there is a lottery, we the people of the United States must believe in getting something for nothing.

There is a lure in power. It can get into a man's blood just as gambling and lust for money have been known to do

Baseball is like a poker game. Nobody wants to quit when he's losing; nobody wants you to quit when you're ahead.

The rulers of the country generally believed that betting eliminates strikes. Men had to work in order to gamble.

The outside wold pressures you into a mold, but if you don't accept that - you gamble with life. Call it gambling.

Who do you think I am, Pete Rose? I don't bet. I come from a long line of compulsive gamblers. Gambling scares me.

I could have gone for gambling or sex addiction,...But I went for obesity because of the tremendous impact it has.

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

Sometimes a 3-1 favorite loses. That's why they call it gambling, and that's why they keep flipping over the cards.

When the results weren't coming on the snooker table, I tried to supplement things by gambling on horses even more.

Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.

I tell ya, gambling never agreed with me. Last week I went to the track and they shot my horse with the opening gun.

Putting a stop to internet gambling is a necessary reform that targets flagrant violations of state and federal laws.

I will never be in the stock market. It's just gambling. I'm a gambler, but I'll gamble on the practicality of things.

Ain't only three things to gambling: knowing the 60-40 end of the proposition, money management, and knowing yourself.

All gaming, since it implies a desire to profit at the expense of another, involves a breach of the tenth commandment.

Just as outlawing alcohol did not work in the 1920s, current attempts to prohibit online gambling will not work, either.

In gambling, you usually start to go wrong when you deviate from your pregame strategy.

Do not fold, spindle or mutilate.

Deal in our privacy with the last honesty and truth.

Gambling is a bad deal for taxpayers

It is lost at dice, what ancient honor won.

There is no gambling like politics. Nothing in which the power of circumstance is more evident.

For a loser, Vegas is the meanest town on earth.

Fortune always will confer an aura of worth, unworthily; and in this world The lucky person passes for a genius.

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