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Home Wife Me Quotes

This collection holds 9 home wife me quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Rodney Dangerfield, Oliver North and Peter Capaldi.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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Rodney Dangerfield / Comedian

My wife met me at the door the other night in a sexy negligee. Unfortunately, she was just coming home.

Oliver North / Host

My wife said to me... you never understood what we were going through back home, did you? And I didn't. And I have to confess that.

Peter Capaldi / Actor

Recently, I dreamed that I returned home to find my wife had married Ray Winstone. They were kind and let me stay, but the whole thing was awkward.

Justin Theroux / Actor

I wear boots. I wear jeans and usually just sort of a beat-up T-shirt and a leather jacket. If I bring more leather jackets home, my wife will kill me.

Mika Brzezinski / Journalist

I was terrible at interviews, lost in my own loss of identity and struggling at home as a wife and mother. It was a household that preferred me working, which threw me off completely.

Jermain Defoe / Soccer Player

I am a bit of a control freak. If I get married, my wife isn't going out. No way. She's staying at home. She's not going out to clubs without me. I've already decided the rules, whoever she is.

William Klein / Photographer

Fashion had no interest for me. I would take photographs in the studio. I would go back home, and my wife would say, 'What is the fashion like for this season?' And I would say, 'I have no idea.'

Sean Astin / Film Actor

My wife is very patient. On our honeymoon in 1992, we got a motor home and drove from L.A. to Idaho and then down the coast. I was running a lot, then so she would drop me off, drive six miles, park and wait for me.

Kenny Rogers / Singer-Songwriter

I still like going on the road and performing, but it's getting tougher. I try to have my wife and the twins with me but it's getting harder and harder for them. They need to be in a home environment and not traveling with me.

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