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This collection holds 80 horny quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Becca Fitzpatrick, Zakk Wylde and John Singer Sargent.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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Being nice? He’s being horny.

You never toot your own horn.

Mine is the horny hand of toil.

I hate having to read the manual.

The coke made me incredibly horny.

I want a horny little Jewish princess.

And blessed are the horny hands of toil.

Talk of the devil, and his horns appear.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn isn't safe.

Ultimately, I want to make everyone horny.

I wish I could score everything for horns.

I'm so horny the crack of dawn better watch out.

Love is what still goes on when you're not horny.

You make me feel like a candy apple, red and horny.

A horny Igbo girl's nipple can be used to crush diamond

If I ain't horny, I check to see if my heart's beatin'.

No man is born into the world whose work is not born with him.

I play drums, clarinet, saxophone, trumpet, french horn, piano.

But if I didn't have to make money, I would still play my horn.

The horns came riding in like the rainbow masts of silver ships.

I stole everything I ever heard, but mostly I stole from the horns.

There is always work, and tools to work withal, for those, who will.

I love horns, and the bigger the band, the better it sounds to my ear.

I'm kind of horny, conventional methods of making love kind of bore me.

If you've only got one horn playing, I still want the sense of ensemble.

I like talking about sex. Especially when I'm horny, but even when I'm not.

Because of his hormones, he only has three emotions: crabby, hungry, horny.

I can always be distracted by love, but eventually I get horny for my creativity.

OH KYO KUN! Isn't it said that eating pink noodles turns you into a horny pervert?!

I have rejected Juventus four times; it's a beautiful pussy that doesn't get me horny.

I had the Big Horn river explored from Wind River mountain to my place of embarkation.

I would think, if you were horny enough, there'd come a time when it was hos before bros.

We had an old Victrola with the old bulldog they used to have there. The horn would come out.

Esquire, in a July, 1957 issue, has a photograph of me playing the French horn at the Five Spot.

I've seldom seen a horny player walk into a bar and not let out exactly what he did for a living.

There are mornings when all men experience with fatigue a flush of tenderness that makes them horny.

Not only the bull attacks his enemies with curved horn, but also the sheep, when harmed fights back.

There's a hell of a lot of horny people out there who are not being gratified in the way they should be.

When men have money and power they get turned on, sexually. They get horny as hell. Can't imagine why, though.

I like the show [Factor] because it's horny, but it's not skeevy. Where else are you going to get that nowadays?

When I found the music of Monk I finally found music that fit that horn. Every one of his tunes fit it perfectly.

I can play every instrument there is, every horn, I've played all the saxes and trumpets and everything and keyboards.

You slam a politician, you make out he's the devil, with horns and hoofs. But his wife loves him, and so did all his mistresses.

One bites into the brass mouthpiece of his wooden cudgel, and the other blows his cheeks out on a French horn. Do you call that Art?

I always felt as a horn player, a jam session wasn't satisfying enough for me. I should have been a rhythm section player, actually.

I’m going out, remember?” I prodded. “And I’m going to drink too much, which makes me horny. Don’t forget to take your vitamins, ace.

Lies are horny little buggers, they breed like rabbits and bound around just as insanely and then you have to try to keep track of them.

Discontented women dream of being rescued by Prince Charming. Discontented men dream of finding a horny blond in the back seat ofa taxi.

When you have 13 horns, and one is soloing, you have 12 people to play the richest, fullest chord you could ever imagine behind that solo.

There's a boy who they call Pony! He's always acting gross and horny! He thinks he's got a lot down there, but he sure wears tiny underwear!

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