My favorite body part of Kim's: heart.

The great heart of comrade Kim Jong Il has ceased.

Kim's [Kardashian] just a funny person in general.

Do what, Kim? Lead a normal life? Too late. Way too late.

Many wear the robes, but few walk the Way." The Lama in Kim

You have Kim Jong Il, and you have his brother, Menta Lee Il.

You would never understand, Kim. You think I'm normal; you wish I was.

Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse ... but enough about Kanye West

My favorite actresses were Geraldine Paige, Anne Bancroft and Kim Stanley.

[Kim Kardashian] is one of the hardest-working women I've been around ever.

She [Kim Kardashian] was always my muse, now she's become other designers' muses.

If you look at someone like Kim Coates, you realize that he's been in everything.

Kim Jong Un's sister got married. That sounds like another Seth Rogen movie, doesn't it?

Whether it's Paris Hilton or Kim Kardashian or whoever, stupidity is certainly celebrated.

Bizarre as was the name she bore, Kim Ravenal always said she was thankful it had been no worse.

If Kim Jong Un and his henchmen were upset before, wait till they see the movie we're going to make.

It's time for Americans to stop worrying about Kim Kardashian and figure out how we're gonna save our kids.

Up until the end of the Bush Administration, there was indifference to the North Korean suffering under Kim Jong-Il.

When I was younger I always wanted to dress like Kim [Kardashian], but her style doesn't necessarily fit my body type.

Kim Coates is really funny. He's a blast. If you have to get beaten up and tortured, he's a good guy to get tortured by.

When Rick Perry was told about Kim Jong Il, he said, 'I never heard of him, but then again, I don't listen to that rap.'

There`s no end to the brutality of this regime, but it`s pretty clear this Kim Jong-un is not quite consolidated in power quite yet.

It's not natural disasters that are to blame for the deprivation of the North Korean people, but the failed policies of Kim Jong Il.

I love [Kim Kardashian] nude selfies. Like, I love the ones from the side, the back ones, and the front. I just love seeing her naked.

I met Kim Kardashian in a nightclub once, and she was really nice. Kanye West was with her, but he didn't speak. He just looked at me.

I'm kind of quoting Thurston [Moore] and Kim [Gordon] in saying that about not being great with addicts, because they are the ones who said it to me.

According to Kim Jong-Il's biography, they say he has been constantly accused of dishonesty, drunkenness and sexual excess. So if he lived here, he could be in Congress.

The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes. Everyone else is struggling.

I had a lot of resentment for a while toward Kim Novak. But I don't mind her anymore. She's okay. We've become friends. I even asked her before this trip for some beauty tips.

Kim was more than a little inclined to snarl at him, but in the past few days she had learned that snarling at Mairelon did little good. He simply smiled and corrected her grammar.

To be honest, there were alot of talks about SS501. Alot of talks like how there was only Kim Hyun Joong enough in SS501, etc.. Hyunjoong-hyung, as well as our other members were very hurt

North Korean dictator Kim Jong Un reportedly has had 15 of his top officials executed. So the lesson here is when Kim Jong Un comes to work with a new haircut, you tell him, 'Looking good, Un.'

To me [my marriage to Kim Kardashian] was real. I would never go through something or do something that wasn't real or I didn't believe in, so I can really only speak for myself in terms of that.

I don't know why you people [the press] like to compare me to Marilyn or that girl, what's her name, Kim Novak. Cleavage, of course, helped me a lot to get where I am. I don't know how they got there.

As for Kim Jong-un, first of all, he tried to kill his half brother in 2012, and according to South Koreans, the half brother, Kim Jong-nam actually wrote a letter to Kim Jong-un pleading with him not to do that anymore.

Kim's gripe with humans was nothing new. She, like the rest of the Guardians, put her life on the line every time she faced demons and was entitles to her own opinion. Sometimes I wish she would tall in love with a human. That would shut her up.

For any of you who don't know, the Golden Globes are just like the Oscars, but without all that esteem. The Golden Globes are to the Oscars what Kim Kardashian is to Kate Middleton. A bit louder, a bit trashier, a bit drunker, and more easily bought.

Sony has canceled the big Seth Rogen movie, 'The Interview.' North Koreans hacked their email so Sony said, 'Now we can't show anybody the movie.' I'm disappointed. I think this is the wrong thing to do. And I hear in the film Meryl Streep is great as Kim Jong Un.

How did we go - in a relatively short amount of time - from Audrey Hepburn to Kim Kardashian? I don't know how that happened. Like did we all collectively slip and hit our heads as a society? Why are we accepting garbage as nourishment? I don't know what's going on.

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