“ Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse. Dwayne Johnson Actor
“ Whoever designed this frigging map was having a laugh. Just around the corner, my arse. Freya Stark Explorer
“ I might take what I do very seriously, but at least I'm doing something, rather than sitting on my arse and being no-one. Joshua James Alphonse Franceschi Singer
“ I thought the fart was a human thing. It's something to do with like, arse cheeks, or whatever. Karl Pilkington Television Personality
“ I'll tell you what pressure is. Pressure is a Messerschmitt up your arse. Playing cricket is not. Keith Miller Cricketer