Life is like a simile.

Life is like an analogy.

Life is like a box of cookies.

Life's a party. Invite yourself.

Life is like a B-picture script.

Life is like a box of chocolates.

My life is, like, really, really fun.

Life is like licking Honey from a Thorn

What my home life is like now is great.

My life is like a stroll upon the beach.

My normal life is like being on holiday.

Life is like a box of terrible analogies.

Man's life is like a drop of dew on a leaf.

Life is like the ocean, it goes up and down.

Life is like a garden, you reap what you sow

Life is like dancing...changing all the time.

My life is like a movie and I do my own stunts

My sex life is like shooting pool with a rope!

My life is like my shoes, worn out by service.

Life is like animal porn, it's not for everyone.

Life is like walking you take one step at a time.

Life is like a long ride to nowhere in particular.

Life is like a beach chair when you can afford one

Life is like art - it is all about interpretation.

Life is like walking through snow: every step shows.

Life is like a taxi. The meter just keeps a-ticking.

Sometimes we feel like life is like theater, really.

Life is like unto a long journey with a heavy burden.

Life is like underwear, should be changed twice a day.

Life is like a maze in which you try to avoid the exit.

Life is like therapy - real expensive and no guarantees.

Life is like jury duty. Just do it and get it over with.

Life is like a cup of tea, the sugar is all at the bottom!

Marriage, in life, is like a duel in the midst of a battle.

Life is like a dice, so watch the ones you're rolling with.

Life is like a bicycle; keep moving on to maintain balance.

Haven't you ever noticed that life is like a series of movies?

Life is like a beautiful melody, only the lyrics are messed up.

My love life is like everyone else's - great, and then terrible.

Life is like an EKG. Without the ups and downs, you're not living.

Life is like a concentration camp... you can't leave without dying.

Life is like that. Some days are diamonds and some days are stones.

To enjoy the world without judgment is what a realized life is like.

Life is like sex. It’s not always good, but its always worth trying.

What would your life be like if your body were your friend and ally?

My life is like a lone, forgotten Q-Tip in the second-to-last drawer.

Life is like The Muppet Show, but instead of Muppets there's anxiety.

What would our lives be like if we could all be happy no matter what?

Life is like a prism. What you see depends on how you turn the glass.

My life is like a speeding bullet that just hasn't hit the target yet.

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