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In a perfect world, we would not keep animals for our benefit, including pets.
when I am feeling low all i have to do is watch my cats and my courage returns
Dogs are our link to paradise. They don't know evil or jealousy or discontent.
We have three cats. It's like having children, but there is no tuition involved.
Some dog I got too. We call him Egypt. Because in every room he leaves a pyramid.
I don't think I'd want my pet in formaldehyde, but I guess in America they would.
Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.
I don't have any pets, so I get to walk around the house naked. So I'm more free.
Each species is a masterpiece, a creation assembled with extreme care and genius.
My biggest pet peeve, I guess, is other comedians criticizing Larry the Cable Guy.
A mutt is couture-it's the only one like it in the world, made especially for you.
If the Beastie Boys and the Beach Boys and Pet Shop Boys can stay boys, so can we.
I like animals because they are not consciously cruel and don't betray each other.
Growing up in Kansas City, I was always neat, the teacher's pet, know-it-all type.
Dogs love to go for rides. A dog will happily get into any vehicle going anywhere.
My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.
I used to have this little mouse. I buy birds from the pet store and I let them go.
I tucked him in with his stuffed-animal pet dog—cleverly named Dog-Dog, by the way.
Actually, my dog I think is the only person who consistently loves me all the time.
Death is not the greatest of evils; it is worse to want to die, and not be able to.
Its difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind
People who keep dogs are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves.
Animals are such agreeable friends - they ask no questions; they pass no criticisms.
I'm looking more like my dogs every day - it must be the shaggy fringe and the ears.
I also discovered that you can get used to a man , much like you do a household pet!
Cats have it all - admiration, an endless sleep, and company only when they want it.
When we admit our vulnerability, we include others. If we deny it, we shut them out.
I have a real pet peeve for women who play damaged characters but don't look damaged.
When I go into the stores, I pet the saddles. Until security comes and takes me away.
Well-washed and well-combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas.
It's difficult to understand why people don't realize that pets are gifts to mankind.
People really do spend a lot of money on their pets - sometimes more then themselves.
Pet ownership is an absolutely abysmal situation brought about by human manipulation.
In summation, like your beloved pet rock, Twitter is useful only in your imagination.
I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.
Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to ask for what you want.
Nothing but love has made the dog lose his wild freedom, to become the servant of man.
Sitting back in the evening, stargazing and stroking your dog, is an infallible remedy.
Why have a pet hate? Why should it be confined? My hate is both wide ranging and total.
Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.
When I was a little kid, I was the first kid in my neighborhood to have a pet alligator.
We wanted a pet food based on sound scientific principles and truth, not marketing hype.
I have a pet peeve about bands that don't play their hits. I think it's kind of selfish.
I do have a couple of pets, but I am determined to keep them out of the media spotlight.
The man who pets a lion may tame it, but the man who coddles the body makes it ravenous.
I have some road rage inside of me. Traffic, especially in L.A., is a pet peeve of mine.
Animals can communicate quite well. And they do. And generally speaking, they are ignored
There was a point when I almost gave up. I couldn't feed myself. I couldn't feed my pets.
Ill-fitted T-shirts stretched over a gut are my pet hate. And if the colour's faded - ugh.
In the end, I think it would be lovely if we stopped this whole notion of pets altogether.