The aristocrats and bureaucrats are dirty rats.

The essential ingredient of politics is timing.

All that foreign oil controlling American soil.

A rising tide (in the economy) lifts all boats.

If they are too big to fail, make them smaller.

Pledge allegiance to the flag that neglects us.

We have, I fear, confused power with greatness.

America has the best politicians money can buy.

The art of governing mankind by deceiving them.

Win or lose, we go shopping after the election.

If God is on our side, he'll stop the next war.

We are never defeated unless we give up on God.

Ronald Reagan: a triumph of the embalmer's art.

They could do worse, and they undoubtedly will.

Tolerance becomes a crime when applied to evil.

I have always said the first Whig was the Devil.

Entirely new concepts are very rare in politics.

The invasion of Iraq was illegal from the start.

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law.

Justice is the one thing you should always find.

I'm sorry I ever invented the Electoral College.

A party is perpetually corrupted by personality.

Kelso and Adler's book could start a revolution.

Leaders often find themselves temporarily alone.

In the land of the blind, a one eyed man is king

Forgiveness is abandoning your right to revenge.

Don't follow leaders, watch your parkin' meters.

I'm not at all embarrassed to be a revolutionary.

Power naturally and necessarily follows property.

Anyone who says he won't resign four times, will.

At least when right-wingers rant there's a point.

Even the Lord had skeptical members of his party.

Politics, in a sense, has always been a con game.

Politics is the entertainment branch of industry.

I would dodge, not lie, in the national interest.

I'm on my knees begging, please come and save me.

Washington is a place where good ideas go to die.

The destruction, it is just very heart-rendering.

I was known as the chief grave robber of my state.

Politics is not a game. It is an earnest business.

When you're out of office, you can be a statesman.

Always stand on principle even if you stand alone.

During times like these, the wise are influential.

Political power without economic power is sterile.

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you.

I perform for soldiers because they are important.

I'm sayin', why spend mine when I can spend yours?

I would do almost anything Tina Fey asks me to do.

Trying to double talk, get myself in trouble talk.

I played by the rules of politics as I found them.

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