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Potato Chips Quotes

This collection holds 15 potato chips quotes, drawn from writers, leaders, artists and thinkers across the QuoteForever archive. The most quoted voices here are Diane Duane, Gwyneth Paltrow and Stephen King.

They are ordered so that each author has a say before anyone repeats, which means the first page gives you the range of the topic rather than one writer's back catalogue.

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Diane Duane / Author

Reading one book is like eating one potato chip.

Gwyneth Paltrow / Actress

I try to avoid barbecue potato chips. They're my weakness.

Stephen King / Author

Murder is like potato chips: you can't stop with just one.

Thomas Sowell / Economist

Government bailouts are like potato chips: You can't stop with just one.

Sandra Cisneros / Writer

If you're poor, potato chips are the food of life for you. It's the caviar.

Jon Stewart / Satirist

9/11 references are like Lay's potato chips...no Congress can make just one.

Mehmet Oz / Surgeon

Rather than munching on a bag of potato chips, stick to fresh fruit and veggies.

Laurell K. Hamilton / Writer

A vampire victim. I'd never seen a lone kill. They were like potato chips; once a vamp tasted them, he couldn't stop at just one.

Werner Herzog / Film Director

I despise formal restaurants. I find all of that formality to be very base and vile. I would much rather eat potato chips on the sidewalk.

Ryan Lochte / Swimmer

I started eating healthier. I actually gave up fast food. I gave up candy and potato chips and everything else. I started watching what I ate.

Marion Nestle / Professor

Unbelievable as it may seem, one-third of all vegetables consumed in the United States come from just three sources: french fries, potato chips, and iceberg lettuce.

Roger Ebert / Film Critic

Going to a movie so you won't be offended is like eating potato chips made with Olestra; you avoid the dangers of the real thing, but your insides fill up with synthetic runny stuff.

Josh Lanyon / Writer

He scooped up Victoria practically before she hit the ground, well within the five-second rule. If she'd been a potato chip, he could have still eaten her. Not something I particularly wanted to contemplate.

Jo Brand / Actress

My mum and my husband are from Irish backgrounds so we have a lot of potatoes. Chips, mashed, boiled, new potatoes, I love them all. Even the slightly wanky ones like Duchess potatoes that go up in a little spiral.

Jerry Seinfeld / Comedian

The worst thing about television is that everybody you see on television is doing something better than what you're doing. You never see anybody on TV just sliding off the front of the sofa, with potato chip crumbs all over their shirt.

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