Welcome to President Bush, Mrs. Bush, and my fellow astronauts.

I deserved better than to be bullshitted by the vice president.

The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.

It's easy being vice president - you don't have to do anything.

It's easy to keep issuing blame to Republicans or the president

I've been in the Bible every day since I've been the president.

I never keep boys waiting. It's a hard trial for a boy to wait.

Freedom is whatever the president says it is, pending revision.

If Hillary Clinton can be president, then one girl can be mayor.

The last time I was in a gym, Dukakis was running for president.

Once upon a time we did not focus on a president's private life.

If you're the president you only have two jobs: peace and money.

It took President Obama to make America lead like America again.

The [president] has no particle of spiritual jurisdiction. . . .

I think I should be a president. President of the United States.

God is only the president of the day, and Webster is his orator.

This country could use a president like Benjamin Franklin again.

To me there is no difference whether president, beggar, or king.

Americans like to give their President the benefit of the doubt.

I don't care what you label me as long as you call me president.

[On hearing that President Coolidge was dead:] How can you tell?

President Obama is an extraordinary person to work with and for.

The Constitution has not greatly bothered any wartime President.

As president, Clinton will continue to oppose TPP until it dies.

Where the press is free and every man able to read, all is safe.

He may be president, but he still comes home and swipes my socks.

Governor Romney may be running for CEO, I'm running for President

Power is poison. Its effect on Presidents had always been tragic.

I got the Margaret Sanger award. I was kissed by President Obama.

If I'm elected president, we will repeal every word of Obamacare.

Can we expect [Donald] Trump to have a thicker skin as president?

I think, in fact, I think President [Barack] Obama could step up.

Newt Gingrich would be a much better president than Barack Obama.

I can find no warrant for such appropriation in the Constitution.

I'd rather not be known as the Vice President's lesbian daughter.

Cadillacs have been used by every president since Woodrow Wilson.

Mitt Romney looks like an American President in a Canadian movie.

What do you call a comedian who runs for president? A trump card.

My mother was the president of the PTA at every school I attended.

I never dreamed about being President, I wanted to be Willie Mays.

I would vote for you for President but I'm against big government.

I don't have a right to pick the president's cabinet on substance.

Most college students are not as smart as most college presidents.

Where a new invention promises to be useful, it ought to be tried.

I think President Obama has done more than he is given credit for.

Then I was president of the Bakelite Corporation from 1910 to 1930

I happen to be a Republican President... ah... the Vice President.

I am president, I don't own the country so they are not my forces.

When President George W. Bush cut taxes, he cut them for everyone.

No president ever had more power than [Franklin Delano] Roosevelt.

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