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You might be a redneck if you grow Vidalia onions, rather than considering them a gourmet item.

Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

You might be a redneck if the hood and one door are a different color from the rest of your car.

You might be a redneck if your satellite dish payment delays buying school clothes for the kids.

You might be a redneck if...you've been on TV more than times describing the sound of a tornado.

You might be a redneck if you think people that send out graduation announcements are show-offs.

There were the phone calls and Elvis had asked me to visit him in Los Angeles. This was in 1962.

You might be a redneck if you won't stop at a rest area if you have an empty beer can in the car.

'Jerry Springer' is just kind of the chubby, redneck version of throwing Christians to the lions.

You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather.

You might be a redneck if you think the O.J. trial was the big Sunkist and Minutemaid taste test.

You might be a redneck if you have been fired from a construction job because of your appearance.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stared at a can of orange juice because it said concentrate.

Being Elvis Presley's daughter is a whole lot of pressure. It's been a constant burden in my life.

You might be a redneck if you think that beef jerky and Moon Pies are two of the major food groups.

You might be a redneck if you move your refrigerator and the grass underneath it has turned yellow.

You might be a redneck if your daughter's Barbie's Dream House has a clothesline in the front yard.

You might be a redneck if you think that the styrofoam cooler is the greatest invention of all time.

You might be a redneck if more than one living relative is named after a Southern Civil War general.

You might be a redneck if you're a lite beer drinker, because you start drinking when it gets light.

You might be a redneck if your momma calls you over to help, cause she has a flat tire on her house.

Elvis was just like a big old kid. It was like he never got past 19, I don't think, in a lotta ways.

My husband was a pilot. He flew Elvis when Elvis first started making appearances around the country.

If I were scared of rednecks, I would've moved on a long time ago. That's not a fear I struggle with.

You might be a redneck if you can't get married to your sweetheart because there is a law against it.

You might be a redneck if you've ever stood in line to get your picture taken with a freak of nature.

Elvis Costello had a brand new bag. He was a musician, but he knew all about the attitude part of it.

You might be a redneck if you refer to the time you won a free case of oil as the day my ship came in.

You might be a redneck if an expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.

You might be a redneck if there is a sheet hanging in your closet and a gun rack hanging in your truck.

Elvis couldn't leave the hotel except under heavy guard. It was incredible how they went wild over him.

You might be a redneck if on your first date you had to ask your Dad to borrow the keys to the tractor.

You might be a redneck if the biggest fashion risk you take is which plaid you'll wear to the 4-H Fair.

If your neighbors think you're a detective because a cop always brings you home, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if your beer can collection is considered a tourist attraction in your home town.

You might be a redneck if you hammer bottle caps into the frame of your front door to make it look nice.

You might be a redneck if you have a picture of Johnny Cash, Willie Nelson, or Elvis over your fireplace.

If you have a complete set of salad bowls and they all say Kool Whip on the side, you might be a redneck.

You might be a redneck if you have started a petition to change the National Anthem to Georgia on My Mind.

You might be a redneck if your wheelbarrow breaks and it takes four relatives to figure out how to fix it.

I have as much chance of becoming Prime Minister as of being decapitated by a frisbee or of finding Elvis.

I've been a radical for a long time. I guess it's too bad. I'd be more marketable as a right-wing redneck.

You might be a redneck if you think Silence of the Lambs is what happens when Larry walks out to the barn.

You might be a redneck if you consider your license plate personalized because your dad made it in prison.

It was Elvis who really got me hooked on beat music. When I heard 'Heartbreak Hotel' I thought, this is it.

You might be a redneck if getting a package from your post office requires a full tank of gas in the truck.

You might be a redneck if you see a sign that says Say No To Crack and it reminds you to pull your jeans up.

If you're afraid they might discover your redneck past, there are a hundred ways to cover your redneck past.

You might be a redneck if your grandmother has ever been asked to leave a bingo game because of her language.

You might be a redneck if your classes at school were cancelled because the path to the restroom was flooded.

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