[Dom Juan] believes neither in Heaven, nor the saints, nor God, nor the Werewolf.

But he who never sins can little boast Compared to him who goes and sins no more!

All spiritual practices are illusions created by illusionists to escape illusion.

Ignorance worships mystery; reason explains it; the one grovels, the other soars.

If I were a CEO of a company and ran it like God runs the universe, I'd be fired.

The basic assumption of the secular society is that modernity overcomes religion.

After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands.

Mayonnaise: One of the sauces which serve the French in place of a state religion.

The language of religion can alone suit every situation and every mode of feeling.

There is in every village a torch - the teacher; and an extinguisher - the priest.

I would sooner read five lines of the Bible than hear five masses in the "Church".

My religion is humanitarianism, which is the basis of every religion in the world.

Missionaries are perfect nuisances and leave every place worse than they found it.

Religion is like music, one must have an ear for it. Some people have none at all.

We're all God's children. We are all special people, and the Pope is no different.

If life can emerge just from naturalistic circumstances, then God is out of a job.

These people [the Christians] watched the Flintstones as if it were a documentary.

How many evils has religion caused! [Lat., Tantum religio potuit suadere malorum!]

It was through the Hindu religion that I learnt to respect Christianity and Islam.

Religion is no test of nationality, but a personal matter between man and his God.

In a temple everything should be serious except the thing that is being worshiped.

I can love the people who hold false opinions but I don't have to be nice to them.

As to the gods, I have no means of knowing either that they exist or do not exist.

I caught the preacher making love to Sister Mary Lou. God's gonna getcha for that.

We all have two lives. The second one starts when we realize that we only have one

Religion is more like response to a friend than it is like obedience to an expert.

How come when it’s us, it’s an abortion, and when it’s a chicken, it’s an omelette?

It's fair to say that the Bible contains equal amounts of fact, history, and pizza.

Religion is fire which example keeps alive, and which goes out if not communicated.

For that again, is what all manner of religion essentially is: childish dependency.

How can you tell when a political ideology has become the equivalent of a religion?

The Bible itself is intolerant, and true followers of God's word should be as well.

The stamp of the Saint is that he can waive his own rights and obey the Lord Jesus.

I am absolutely convinced that religion is the main source of hatred in this world.

Miracle: An event described by those to whom it was told by men who did not see it.

When kings interfere in matters of religion, they enslave instead of protecting it.

Christian - One who is willing to serve three Gods, but draws the line at one wife.

Religion teaches us that our lives here on earth are to be used for transformation.

We're not disinterested in politics. It's just that politicians are disinteresting.

You've confused a war on your religion with not always getting everything you want.

It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into.

Unfortunately, religion, like patriotism, is easy to misuse for political purposes.

Religions are not for separating men from one another, they are meant to bind them.

If you are ever inclined to pray for a missionary, do it at once, wherever you are.

If atheists are deaf to the word of God, then theists are blind to the ways of man.

If you take missions out of the Bible, you won't have anything left but the covers.

Wisdom was a teapot, pouring from above. Desolation angels, served it up with love.

The goal of revival is conformity to the image of Christ, not imitation of animals.

A good man will honor him who lives up to his religious profession, whatever it be.

Things are coming to a pretty pass when religion is allowed to invade private life.

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