I'm a wizard and I know it.

The wand chooses the wizard.

Wizards are a secretive lot.

Wizards don't all look alike.

When in doubt, shoot the wizard.

Wizards First Rule: People are Stupid

To the wizard death is merely a belief.

Nature reflects the moods of the wizard.

Nobody gets in to see the wizard. Not nobody.

Don't mess with a wizard when he's wizarding!

I am a wizard, not a baboon brandishing a stick.

Apparently wizards poke their noses in everywhere!

Once upon a time the plural of 'wizard' was 'war'.

Nobody knows what the future is except for wizards.

I love being a wizard. Every day is like Disneyland.

Enemies,' the wizard said, 'are the price of honour.

Nobody knows what the future is, except for wizards.

I think the one thing humans are is language wizards.

Wizard's Seventh Rule Life is the future, not the past.

Hat = wizard, wizard = hat. Everything else is frippery.

Wizard's Eighth Rule Talga Vassternich. (Deserve Victory)

Barack Obama, foreign policy wizard. I just have to laugh.

The programmers of tomorrow are the wizards of the future.

I have my wizards rock along. Could I interest you? Naked?

I feel like a great fit with any team, but Wizards for sure.

Lions and tigers, and bears, oh my! - Dorothy in Wizard of Oz

Very well. You may help me exterminate the Society of Wizards.

Everyone knows that wizards are pigheaded and come to bad ends.

Fitch is on his way. He's coming after he blows up some wizards.

Wizards die the same as other men, once you cut their heads off.

Perhaps it's rude to notice when a wizard does something strange.

Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

You ought to go to the Wizard of Oz and ask him for some courage.

Wizard's Third Rule Passion rules reason, For better or for worse.

America may be entering it’s Michael Jordan on the Wizards period.

Artists are magicians and I definitely think John Lennon was a Wizard.

Man is always a wizard to man, and the social world is at first magical.

Ah, go boil yer heads, both of yeh", said Hagrid. “Harry — yer a wizard.

Wizard's Second Rule The greatest harm can result from the best intentions.

Wizard's Sixth Rule The only sovereign you can allow to rule you is reason.

Well, the rollout of new technology always affects how wizards do business.

It is quite a risk to spank a wizard for getting hysterical about his hair.

Wizards and computers get along about as well as flamethrowers and libraries.

A wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Everybody knows it. Wizards are supposed to have beards. It's common knowledge.

Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.

Do not meddle in the affairs of Wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

Courtesy dictates that we offer fellow wizards the opportunity of denying us entry.

Wizard's Tenth Rule Willfully turning aside from the truth is treason to one's self.

What is merely a hypothesis to anyone else is an overwhelming temptation to a wizard.

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