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Take this rifle, kid. Gimme that guitar.
Your pot belly, I'd give that a 10 for size.
Songwriters are still the brightest people in any room.
I bought me a guitar about a year ago, learned how to play in a day or so.
Pour me another tequila, I'm going to put on your red satin dress. You put on my clothes.
Straight through the heart of them righteous uprights, drop kick me Jesus through the goal posts of life.
I flashed her a smile, but she didn't even look at me. So for brains and good judgment, I'd give her a three.