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You know it is summer in Ireland when the rain gets warmer.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Ireland And The Irish
Rain
Summer
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You can't make people laugh for more than half an hour and be consistent.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Consistent
People Laugh More
Hour
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My wife converted me to religion. I never believed in hell until I married her.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Hell
Married
Wife
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Harold Lloyd was not a comedian. But he was the finest actor to play a comedian that I ever saw.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Comedian
Finest
Actor
Saw
Harold
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The greatest comedies that were made by anybody were made in two reels; I don't care who it was.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Don't Care
Greatest
Anybody
Comedies
Care Don't Care Who
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The likelihood of getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times the direction-giver says, 'You can't miss it'.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Funny
Travel
Numbers
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Dolphins : Animals that are so intelligent that, within a few weeks of captivity, they can train a man to stand on the edge of their pool and throw them food three times a day.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Funny
Animal
Intelligent
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The important thing, once you get 'em laughing, is to keep 'em laughing until you're through. With a 90-minute feature, you've got to stop the laughter and then pick it up again, which is tough.
Hal Roach / Film Producer
Laughter
Feature
Important Thing
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