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Doctor, feel my purse.
Up at the crank of dawn.
We're all cremated equal.
Familiarity breeds attempt.
Congress is back in season.
I'm completely uninhabited.
I am his awfully-wedded wife.
I'm a member of the weeper sex.
I look like the wrath of grapes.
Insomnia is only mind over mattress.
The chickens have come home to roast.
The coffee will be ready in a jitney.
We've been insufferable friends for years.
You could have knocked me down with a fender.
Now, there's no use crying over spoiled milk.
I wasn't under the impersonation you meant me.
I've always wanted to see my name up in tights.
Well, you've got to take the bitter with the better.
Seems like only a year ago they were married nine years!
I think people who go to a psychiatrist ought to have their heads examined.