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I can't watch other people doing comedy. As soon as somebody starts being funny I have to turn off because it upsets me. I get comedy indigestion. I just hate anybody else being funny. That's my job.
Jenny Eclair / Comedian
Jobs
Being Funny
Hate
Indigestion
People
Anybody Else
Upsets
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The only way to go on holiday is with your expectations at ground level. Convince yourself before you go that the weather's going to be dreadful and there will be nylon sheets. You'll then be pleasantly surprised.
Jenny Eclair / Comedian
Convince
Expectations
Holiday
Sheets
Weather
Dreadful
Pleasantly
Surprised
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After graduating from flares and platforms in the early 1970s, I started drama school wearing a pair of khaki dungarees with one of my Dad's Army shirts, accessorised by a cat's basket doubling as a handbag. Very Lady Gaga.
Jenny Eclair / Comedian
Dad
Army
Cat
Drama
Gaga
Platforms
School
Shirts
Basket
Doubling
Drama School
Graduating
Wearing
Lady
Lady Gaga
Pair
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I have a fear of poverty in old age. I have this vision of myself living in a skip and eating cat food. It's because I'm freelance, and I've never had a proper job. I don't have a pension, and my savings are dwindling. I always thought someone would just come along and look after me.
Jenny Eclair / Comedian
Jobs
Cat
Eating
Old Age
Pension
Poverty
Savings
Skip
Vision
Freelance
Proper
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