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I cleaned many a toilet.
The Internet is a toilet. It is.
Bangkok is a toilet without a flush.
I like getting toilet paper thrown at me.
The Pacific is the best toilet for satellites.
Yup, the toilet is my best friend before a show.
I've got four kids - I unblock a toilet every day.
Sooner or later, all magazines end up in the toilet.
I've done every series that had gone down the toilet.
Don't get married in a house where there is no toilet.
You can flush my ashes down the toilet, for all I care.
I'm a little thirsty, can I go drink out of your toilet?
Endangered forests are being slaughtered for toilet paper.
Hate American toilets with only toilet paper and no bidets.
I used to learn my lines on the toilet, in the car, at dinner.
If you can market smut and toilet paper, you can market movies.
Being on the toilet stool is the grossest thing there is, to me.
We're going right down the toilet, and it's a made-in-China toilet.
I think it's weird going to the toilet in clothes. I don't like it.
The only reason I'd bring a Bible out here is if I needed toilet paper.
Maybe humans are just the pet alligators that God flushed down the toilet.
In politics, you're like a toilet seat: you're up one day and down the next.
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar.
I never settled because I wasn't meant to pack toilet rolls or stack shelves.
I am proud to say that I plastic-wrapped Bruno Ricci's toilet in his trailer.
I don't think my daughter wants to see me on the toilet. Lila has seen me nude.
I told CBS, 'My career is going down the toilet, and you're pulling the chain.'
Well, my wife and I were married in a toilet - it was a marriage of convenience!
You do live longer with bran, but you spend the last fifteen years on the toilet.
You know you're big when you sit in the bathtub and the water in the toilet rises.
For some reason, the only Swedish I know how to say is, 'There is no toilet paper.'
Never give an artist like me carte blanche: he would think it's simply toilet paper.
I'm an intense singer, so I look like I need the toilet every time I hit a high-note.
France is the country where the money falls apart and you can't tear the toilet paper.
It used to be that comic strips were the big thing, and comic books were toilet paper.
If there's anything I love after my wife and my kids, it's my toilet. I am king there.
I love 'Sky Whale!' I play it in bed, I play it in church, I even play it on the toilet!
If you're embarking around the world in a hot-air balloon, don't forget the toilet paper.
From the stage I've seen people of all ages absolutely roaring at really good toilet humour.
It's not hard to tell we was poor - when you saw the toilet paper dryin' on the clothesline.
Castro couldn't even go to the bathroom unless the Soviet Union put the nickel in the toilet.
No, Hal Needham without Burt Reynolds has not done well. 'Megaforce' went right in the toilet.
My country is in the toilet. And when my country is in the toilet, the world is in the toilet.
France is a place where the money falls apart in your hands but you can't tear the toilet paper.
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a little Lavoris in the toilet.
I can tell you, going out to buy toilet paper in the U.S. is a completely predictable experience.
When I got my Oprah money, the first thing I bought was a really nice electronic bidet toilet seat.
Here in the Netherlands there are towns that take part in the throwing of toilet bowls for a laugh.
I can't see myself ever spending hundreds of thousands on anything that doesn't come with a toilet.
One time I tried to use the bathroom in the dark, and I missed the toilet, and I fell on the floor.