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Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, Who do you think you are?
Ray Combs / Comedian
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Schizophrenic
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Never get into an argument with a schizophrenic person and say, 'Who do you think you are?'
Ray Combs / Comedian
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I'm real excited about being on CBS and hosting this show. I have been studying all of the great CBS shows. I think I'm prepared, so if you're ready, let's have the first item up for bids.
Ray Combs / Comedian
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Real
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You know, I've done this show for six years, and this could be the first time that I had a person that actually got no points, and I think it's a damn fine way to go out. I thought I was a loser until you walked up here; you made me feel like a man.
Ray Combs / Comedian
Men
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Fine
First Time
Thinking
Years
Time Man Me
Time Done Man
Be The First
Time Man Done
Walked
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