I'm just this kid from Toronto who got his start.

I think I can lead a pretty anonymous life, yeah.

Luckily, I'm not afraid to make a fool of myself.

The glory of American television is Dennis Franz.

Things are never so bad they can't be made worse.

Such a lot of guns around town and so few brains!

I'm kind of A.D.D., and so my mind wanders a lot.

I drive a big Dodge truck. I drive American cars.

Collaborative is my favorite word in moviemaking.

I'm an easy date. I meant cheap date, cheap date!

Dissembling is a common tool of the anger junkie.

I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.

I'm all about nightlife. I live during the night.

If the Devil is real, then God must be real, too.

My parents are definitely my biggest role models.

It's always more interesting to play the villain.

'Lesbian Vampire Killers' was quite embarrassing.

We children learned responsibility automatically.

If many people love me, then I must be important.

We fell in love last night. He's the coolest guy.

I don't know much about the internet, I'm afraid.

I've got a history in my life of difficult times.

I love all things Apple and have done since 1996.

I never had a father figure so I never missed it.

I'm amazed if people are happy in their own skin.

Yeah, the sitcom world is dead. It's all reality.

As disciplined as I am, I'm also a huge hedonist.

For whatever reason, I enjoy eating soggy cereal.

People are forgetting how crazy President 43 was.

I like antagonizing the audience, poking at them.

There's a chunk of myself in every part I play...

What makes Broken Lizard, I think, is our timing.

No. I'm simply saying that life, uh, finds a way.

Writing has never been a driving force within me.

I've always had a problem showing fear on a film.

Some people have a mandate that you can't change.

I'm not a singer, and I'm not a brilliant dancer.

Hope walks through the fire. Faith leaps over it.

One man's toxic waste is another man's potpourri.

I couldn't see myself doing a traditional sitcom.

There is nothing I enjoy more than doing my show.

I loved 'The Artist.' I thought it was fantastic.

In show business, you get chewed up and spit out.

'Learn your lines.' I want that on my gravestone.

The bigger the budget, the more trouble there is.

Don't let anyone tell you what you ought to like.

A satisfied customer. We should have him stuffed.

Pardon me for loitering in front of an orchestra.

I think we owe absolutely everything to the fans.

Time sneaks up on you like a windshield on a bug.

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