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Never agree to say or do anything that isn't you.
Sometimes success comes in ways you don't expect.
Humans are alive, therefore life must be complex.
I've always been kind of a loner. Continue to be.
I can't cook. I can barely make a bowl of cereal.
This is not a dress rehearsal; this is your life.
If people really want to find you, they find you.
I feel like I'm a better person when I'm quieter.
I never mind doing press; it's never bothered me.
I'm actually really opposed to the death penalty.
You don't want to wait for that aged jockey role.
I've always had a fascination about mixing music.
Don't dance for the audience; dance for yourself.
If you raise a cool adult, that's an achievement.
I became a stand-up because that was my survival.
I'm single, I'm looking for something meaningful.
Kids ... Can't live with 'em ... Can't shoot 'em!
One of my favorite movies of all time is 'Fargo.'
You sleep with people all the time that you hate.
When you realize you're alive, you can live life!
I'm a camper. I love being out in the wilderness.
I would love Jimmy Stewart to play my life story.
I might have had too many friends in my twenties.
If I had my druthers, I would do only stage work.
A man's true character comes out when he's drunk.
I think the danger is to try and please everyone.
I've got magic. I've got poetry at my fingertips.
I’m done with the winning cause I’ve already won.
I do all kind of fun things when I'm unconscious.
No one in New York hangs out in their apartments.
People have told me I look like Gordon Lightfoot.
The interesting thing about a movie is the movie.
My influences are Alice in Chains and Elton John.
Thank God for machines. They can make a dog sing!
When you seek revenge, be sure to dig two graves.
Nobody, I mean nobody, puts ketchup on a hot dog.
Everybody puts importance in money on a film set.
What you put into life is what you get out of it.
For as long as I can remember, I've had memories.
When we are on stage, we are in the here and now.
I'm more than an actor. I'm an icon, an industry.
I literally was famous before I knew my own name.
I've been very lucky, this is my 30th year on TV.
Any time I get to work a home game, it's awesome.
I don't know much about my biological background.
I've always loved to dress up a bit and show off.
My main memories of my father are of his illness.
Life's gonna give me another set. I know it will.
Scandals are the fertilizer of Western democracy.
Most definitely, my dad was my biggest influence.