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New York is almost as important as Chicago, improv-wise.
I've always been creative, with a huge amount of energy.
I can't eat bread, anything fried, or even drink a beer.
I'm not really cool, or dashing, or any of those things.
You try to do your best at what you're getting paid for.
I'm the guy in the crowd making fun of the hero's shirt.
Sexy, to me, doesn't have anything to do with beautiful.
Well, I think that everybody is kind of a nerd at heart.
If I can make people laugh it's like being a good lover.
Humor is the truth; wit is an exaggeration of the truth.
You can lead a horse to water, but a pencil must be led.
I'm your full blown charismatic evangelical freak daddy.
Nothing to me feels as good as laughing incredibly hard.
The problem is, women have stopped setting the bar high.
I'm not a relationship expert. I'm an expert on manhood.
Sometimes you have to bend with the breeze or you break.
I worked hard, and if you work hard you get the goodies.
Facebook and Twitter are like a horrible digital plague.
I keep my diet low in carbohydrates and high in protein.
Life's simple, you make choices and you don't look back.
Some actors are brilliant character guys. They submerge.
I think actors should stay grounded and humble and open.
I have a bunch of brothers. I grew up with a big family.
It's pretty surreal to be doing a show on HBO with pals.
I'm going to build a refugee home together with friends.
I'm the kind of person who does not remember bad things.
I had been unaware that baseball was a Republican sport.
It definitely deserved an Oscar, but not a Golden Globe.
I came to acting quite late. I tried not to be an actor.
As an actor, I enjoy variety. That's a big thing for me.
It's an old joke: All evil people in movies are British.
It would be a dream to perform at Radio City Music Hall.
People love escapism and there should be a place for it.
I had a strong, really good upbringing, not puritanical.
I don't see people as groups, I see them as individuals.
I do not have a sense of humor of any recognizable sort.
There's a little mourning process when you leave a show.
Well, I'm a tape-recording nut. I like to play my tapes.
If I don't offend somebody, then I'm probably not funny.
I got five kids - I claim three for income tax purposes.
I don't even read the newspaper; I don't read that crap.
I've honestly really not seen almost any Superman stuff.
The idea of Christ's love for us all is inspiring to me.
There is no normal life, there's just life. You live it.
I'm always going to be known for Mini Me, and it's fine.
My saddle horses are my friends. My dogs are my friends.
No, that's poker. To win, you've gotta get damned lucky.
Live your life so that whenever you lose, you are ahead.
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
Steak on the plate went up. Steak on the hoof went down.