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I'd love most of the movies I make to be four hours long.
Children need explanations and they deserve explanations.
I am now known as Nina Conti's father and it's wonderful.
Harry and Draco have a very weird love/hate relationship.
It doesn't matter who you are. What matters is your plan.
You don't step on stage to eat; you go there to be eaten.
I try not to make plans. God always laughs at your plans.
I love having time to prepare my lines and more time off.
I consider my teenage years as being desperately unhappy.
I haven't had a lot of comedy come my way as a performer.
The paparazzi do what they do, man. They have a job, too.
The only person who knows what's in my wallet is my wife.
This is the kind of work I've aspired to my whole career.
Colorado's right next to Utah - you know, Mormon Central.
It's a sad day when you have to be disappointed in a fan.
I'm not an artist. I set the camera up and tell my story.
I thank God I didn't become successful until I was older.
On my mom's side I'm Mexican, and my dad is a white dude.
The music I write is very melodic, very catchy, and fast.
In the film, I'm not very mobile, like in the space suit.
You do need to get lucky, no matter how talented you are.
When I was a little boy, I rode, but I didn't own horses.
Dreams take you beyond what you think you can do in life.
When people believe in you, you can do miraculous things.
I think I'm actually more vulnerable than people imagine.
Son, give 'em a good show, and always travel first class.
You've got to rely on people that you trust and you love.
Well, we were never coming back to Fox... that was clear.
You never get a second chance to make a first impression.
I belong to no organized political body. I am a Democrat.
I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
Politicians are dumb, but they can count to 50% plus one.
I might not have won 'Drag Race,' but I won the Internet.
It's an odd beast, fame. It's got multiple personalities.
The best way to travel abroad is to live with the locals.
I procrastinate so much and I get distracted by anything.
My co-stars aren't bad actors, but they're no Zach Braff.
Romanian-Yiddish cooking has killed more Jews than Hitler
I mean, I've never really had much security, to be honest.
I consider myself a blue-collar actor, just chugging away.
I got into beards right in the middle of the hipster boom.
You never really know the guy until you sit down with him.
Any time you can get a muscle car back, it's a good thing.
My wife is an amazing mother - like, top five of all time.
A lot of big labels will just sign bands like a write off.
Sometimes you can't prioritise family and you feel guilty.
Listening is being able to be changed by the other person.
People who laugh together generally don't kill each other.
Acting touches nerves you have absolutely no control over.
Be generous and you can be the best person who ever lived.