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I take anything other than 'you big pig!' as a compliment.
That's a lot more legitimate than the retail therapy I do.
Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?
I like to portray things as close to the bone as possible.
You say you're a comedian, you always have to be on guard.
Life's too short to deal with other people's insecurities.
I don't mind being a commodity. It's given me a good life.
I tend to get bored quickly, which means I must be boring.
There are people who do De Niro and Walken impersonations.
See how special you are? I serve you coffee in the parlor.
The whole of my acting career is a bit of a mystery to me.
I go out there and make a fool of myself. It's inevitable.
I love being in a relationship, but marriage isn't for me.
I'd rather do my own performance than copy someone else's.
Be careful with the man jewelry. A little goes a long way.
I remain on 'SVU' because it is an incredible opportunity.
Fifteen years old, out in the world, acting was all I had.
I think Kyle Chandler is something of a national treasure.
I love sleeping in a moving car more than sleeping in bed.
I don't play hockey at all. I'm not comfortable on skates.
Naturally animals are very special to me, especially dogs.
I guess I blow all the stereotypes right out of the water.
I was brought up in a very small town in upstate New York.
Songwriting and screenwriting aren't that different to me.
When I was growing up in the house, we'd watch the Oscars.
I'm very fortunate to get paid for something I love doing.
There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
I am obsessively bent on quality - to an unhealthy degree.
If you've never tried drugs, DON'T. And if you have, pray.
If you look at anything, there are always comedic moments.
And then once in Australia, I really hit the weights hard.
I like being strange. I like being hyperbolic and surreal.
I love Adult Swim. They give you so much artistic freedom.
Juvenile stuff has always made me laugh. It's what I know.
I was a different kind of kid, oversensitive and all that.
I'm much more proud of being a father than being an actor.
It's up to the actor to make sure they don't get typecast.
We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
I just wanna get to the end of the day without it raining.
There's nothing more stressful than your stomach growling.
You are only as good as the woman you are standing beside.
I can't understand Karl Marx, so how can I be a Communist?
I'm not the biggest fan of comedies where nothing is real.
I find aspects of the industry tedious and hard to manage.
Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.
I try to be known more for my work than for anything else.
All the good modern parts go to Jack Lemmon or Cary Grant.
I don't like to be different; I would like to be the same.
I could never rap, personally. I can't even wrap presents.
I've worked Keira Knightley quite a bit and Kevin Costner.