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Well, I mean, bread, I mean, I've got to have bread too to live.
There I was, an 18-year-old mimic rooming with a blind whistler.
From forty to fifty a man is at heart either a stoic or a satyr.
Thank God I have a financial planner who is really conservative.
I think it's important to have a dream and to follow your heart.
I'd rather be shot than be seen falling out of some trendy club.
I think there's a lot of mythos about what's required in acting.
If there is no God, why bother to tell the truth? Why not steal?
Because actors don't get to pick movies; movies pick the actors.
I find that most of us actors can't stand ourselves in any form.
If a guy doesn't like a funny girl, something is wrong with him.
I like when you are telling a story and fall into an impression.
It's an exhilarating play, and you come off tired, but thrilled.
And of course, I absolutely loved making Lost in Space as a kid.
Whatever you do, always give 100%. Unless you're donating blood.
Love can be seeing that here we are and there's this world here.
People say I'm difficult and sometimes that's a badge of honour.
I like being in kids' movies, and I like being in family movies.
What would I have done if I wasn't an actor? Probably rob banks.
If you surround me with darkness, suddenly, I am "somewhat fun."
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you.
Characters for me are born on page one and they die on page 100.
He earned every precious beautiful moment life gave back to him.
Casting directors tend to be the unsung heroes in this business.
I'm Jewish, so it's like I'm not totally white. I'm, like, gray.
No, they're nice guys. They wear girdles, but they're nice guys.
Whoa, lady, I only speak two languages, English and bad English.
If you catch him, just give me four seconds with Saddam Hussein.
As a director you come in and tell the actors how good they are.
I have no interest in being famous for the sake of being famous.
Sometimes you have to lose yourself 'fore you can find anything.
When an actor marries an actress they both fight for the mirror.
A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny.
I originally started off as a healer before I came to Hollywood.
Guys are natural problem solvers - they like to have strategies.
I like approbation. Any actor who tells you they don't is lying.
In order for your dreams to come true, you've got to stay awake.
I was doing judo before anybody knew it existed in this country.
The mirror is my best friend because when I cry it never laughs.
What do you want a meaning for? Life is a desire, not a meaning.
Have them all shot. I don't want any of my workers dissatisfied.
We was half stupid, a third lucky, and three-quarters ferocious.
I describe my years in Los Angeles as 12 years of culture shock.
I was a lone duck in a swan-filled pond who criticized everyone.
I'm reminded of who I am, who I was, and who I'm supposed to be.
I think there's enough TV that makes people feel dumb out there.
I love traffic. It's fantastic. New York traffic is so relaxing.
I like funny things, but I don't find myself particularly funny.
Never count your chickens before you can stick a fork into them.
It's always a leap of faith when you get involved with somebody.