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If I'm going to do something, I'm going to do it - no matter what.
I'm an actor, a husband, a father of two, and a full-time Avenger.
I do genre films because I like them, or because I need the money.
Johnny Depp was the most polite young actor I've ever worked with.
I've never seen a woman half as beautiful as Jennifer Love Hewitt.
My life is going to continue to be public, and I just accept that.
I never put my arms around John Gotti, Al Capone or Lucky Luciano.
While at college, I did my first lead on a network TV show, Medic.
Travel is very subjective. What one person loves, another loathes.
Our job is improving the quality of life, not just delaying death.
Do you think God gets stoned? I think so ... look at the platypus.
Cocaine is God's way of telling you you are making too much money.
I'm a very tolerant man, except when it comes to holding a grudge.
I love being backstage, or doing littler things like Blame Canada.
It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp
We did Donald McGill, seaside-postcard stuff - middle of the road.
I do dream about Afghanistan. I wake up and think I'm still there.
I'm a regular Joe...I just have the unique ability to accessorize.
I was really nervous. Even when I left the audition I was nervous.
The secret to riches is the same as the secret to comedy - timing.
I'm not a controversial person. I'm not trying to polarise people.
In Miami, there's a Latin flavor, and I just love every bit of it.
I pride myself on breaking any box that anyone wants to put me in.
I get very antsy and nervous if I don't know what the next job is.
To do a studio film, something with Disney. My father is thrilled.
I never planned to be a comedian. I don't consider myself one now.
I'm pathetic when it comes to the Internet and getting stuff done.
I think Canadian humor is a little less broad than American humor.
I'm always playing the nice guy in most of the projects that I do.
If something is shocking without being funny it's hard to justify.
I wrote on a show called Johnny Bravo when I was at Hanna-Barbera.
My mom is the backbone not just of my family but of many families.
So much of life, it seems to me, is determined by pure randomness.
Whatever labels are being pinned on me have nothing to do with me.
I have theatre-training, I love doing theatre, I've done Broadway.
I'm very fast. I'm like Forest Gump, except ... I am not an idiot!
I'm somebody who's really contributed to culture. Popular culture.
I'm not a doctor. I just have a tremendous amount of common sense.
If I screw up raising my kids, nothing I achieve will matter much.
I'm not sure that acting is something for a grown man to be doing.
Ill never be as good an actor as I want to be....but I'll be good.
There's no such thing as quality time; there's only quantity time.
People recite lines to me all the time, anywhere I get recognized.
It's hard for a comic to be joking when your lines can't be funny.
I've been a fan of the Marvel Universe since I was a little child.
I eat so much chicken, I'm surprised I haven't grown feathers yet.
My audiences who love me don't mind me dancing with two left feet.
I still help out with the garbage. I still help out with the lawn.
No heirloom of humankind captures the past as do art and language.
But I'm a citizen of Texas and try to spend most of my time there.