I never really understood all the hype, until I got one of my own.

I grew up all over Idaho - I was born in Emmett, a very small town.

I knew that I tend to always gravitate to the indie side of things.

Because to Americans, Chechnya might as well be a suburb of Narnia.

My art, like my acting, is a profound expression of poetic license.

I think I've said I'm the luckiest actor in the world. I mean that.

I'm a Red-baiter; I'm a witch-hunter if the witches are Communists.

When you are dealing with real life, there is no way to control it.

I got heavily into the drum-and-bass scene, which is really wicked.

I'm for everyone having the opportunity to accept a $150,000 bribe.

I used to look at a pint of Haagen-Dazs and call it a serving size.

Real listening is a willingness to let the other person change you.

War is war and Hell is hell, and if you ask me, War is a lot worse.

I must have interviewed 600 or 700 scientists all around the world.

My idea of a real treat is Magic Mountain without standing in line.

I'm not a big horror movie fan. I am afraid of them; they scare me.

Nothing surprises me. After Donald Trump, nothing matters, does it?

Every culture loves scatological humour. That's always a favourite.

I live in Hawaii, and the trails and mountains here are just magic.

I'd much rather be in the world than in some ivory tower somewhere.

I don't want to rap about my car. How generic is that? Be creative.

I briefly considered doing Edgar Allan Poe and just swearing a lot.

That is a strange phenomenon, people pretending to be other people.

Good and bad are really arbitrary words when it comes to character.

I'm fascinated by the fact that we can't grasp anything about time.

We have $70 and a pair of girl's underpants. We're safe as kittens.

You can only lead if the people that you're leading want to be led.

If Mike Tyson was the voice of your GPS, would you ever not use it?

How does somebody know what they want if they haven't even seen it?

I could never be with a woman who felt like she needs to change me.

I'll have the chance to do a production number on A Capitol Fourth.

There's a lot of crazy, weird people out there. It's an ugly world.

No one wants to be with a girl that your mother would pick for you.

If you're a 'character actor,' you get hired to play baddies a lot.

I've never done a show for more than one season, in my entire life.

I'm really hopeless with technology - I don't even have a computer.

Before I was ever in high school, I had dark circles under my eyes.

You either get life or you don't, and if you don't - life gets you.

If a guy is hurt, you take care of him. The Falcons didn't do that.

Yeah, improvising only really works 100% when you're with somebody.

I like American black soul music, that was my first big enthusiasm.

Our elections are free-it's in the results where eventually we pay.

I love acting with all my heart and I love music with all my heart.

I don't like heights. This is why I stopped growing at fifth grade.

In today's world, everything seems like some sort of long audition.

I think that cable TV is a great venue to do something interesting.

When 'MADtv' got cancelled, I didn't work at all - for three years.

These days with the web, you can burn out a character really quick.

Even when I was a kid - I was really young - I was drawn to comedy.

I've been known to high-five, and I have a soft spot for Green Day.

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