Making 'bad people' seem human is the key to making them really scary.

Do you like my suit? I think this is an amazing suit, don't you think?

I am looking forward to getting to do things I have never done before.

I don't look as handsome in Men in Black II as I did in the first one.

I don't like doing stand-up for little kids. It's not geared for that.

'Saturday Night Live' is live television. Nothing can compare to that.

I am a great believer that what makes our show different is the humor.

Do what you like to do so well that someone will pay you wages for it.

Me being able to beat up Austin Powers? I mean, how great can that be?

You're a hundred percent correct about our show being tops in quality.

I'm going to do my best to channel the character on a spiritual level.

I've always been interested in cross-cultural exchange with the youth.

I don't see that many plays, and for me, musicals are rarely pleasing.

I always had one ear offstage, listening for the call from the bookie.

I've been spared to a large extent the business end of the race stick.

I was never charged with tax evasion. I've never been a tax protester.

There's only one thing that can kill the movies, and that's education.

You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

A man that don’t love a horse, there is something the matter with him.

If you live right, death is a joke to you as far as fear is concerned.

People love high ideals, but they got to be about 33-percent plausible

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week.

I truly believe that I can be president of the US if I really want to.

Listen - by the time I'm 40, I'm either gonna be super famous or dead.

It struck me while I was sitting here; everything changes but the sea.

I've always felt that, no matter where you go, people are just people.

When I watch a film I get swept away. I don't really watch the camera.

When I was a little boy, my dream was to play baseball and leave Cuba.

Writing is a vessel...with readers the ocean and authors as its sails.

Captain Kirk has been a source of pleasure and income for a long time.

It's irksome to read about someone I don't recognize. It frightens me.

When I first came to this country, I didn't know how to speak English.

Personally, I was never the cool kid. I was always sort of a bookworm.

Look on the bright side; that's one bullet that's not going to hit me.

I'm grown ass man and grown ass men can do whatever they want, got it?

I can be such a Little Lord Fauntleroy about what I even audition for.

I don't think anyone is hiring me because I look like Chris Hemsworth.

The thing I've always been most nerdy about is technology, in general.

I always did think that when I turned 40, I'd start coming into my own.

All I know is that my fans have been really wonderful and affectionate.

I have become convinced that everything that is classy doesn't go away.

Success is knowing that your contribution is what helps the collective.

When you get to play with the big boys, your game improves drastically.

Market forces impose certain rules before a film can actually get made.

I don't really watch anything on TV. It's not really a priority for me.

I auditioned for four or five years and didn't get anything after that.

Being a husband and a dad are the two most important things in my life.

I'm like a magpie. I use lots of different things to build a character.

My No. 1 responsibility when I'm not slaying zombies is being a parent.

There’s not a lot of music videos that are totally, totally disturbing.

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