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The last time I used? What do you mean? I used my toaster this morning.
One way or another, if you're persistent, fortune always smiles on you.
I'm not a vegetarian but I want you to know that my four dogs are safe.
It's really surprising that what you put on paper, people will believe.
All my favorite bands are the ones that push the limits and boundaries.
I don’t think I have the right parts to appreciate '50 Shades of Grey'.
Everything that Marvel does, it's a chess move. Nothing is by accident.
I'm a pretty decent tap dancer. I enjoy all types of dancing, actually.
What all my favorite comedians have in common is extraordinary honesty.
'Election' made zero money at the box office, but it started my career.
I look to my family for my support. I'm fortunate to have a big family.
The fame thing has happened very gradually, so I've been kind of lucky.
I'm sensitive, and I don't ever want to make anyone feel uncomfortable.
Just be yourself and forget all of the stuff you read in 'GQ' magazine.
I am now half Asian. I have learned all the ancient teachings of Buddi.
I think the harder the shoot, the more I feel like I'm enjoying myself.
For reasons I don't fully understand, tragic love has a certain appeal.
You get hit over the knuckles enough, you don't stick them out anymore.
I figured that, if you do a vampire movie in Hollywood, you've made it.
What goes down on film is different to what you see with the naked eye.
Every scientist should remove the word 'impossible' from their lexicon.
They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning.
Every movie I make teaches me something. That's why I keep making them.
Prime time for men is, say, 35 to 45. Then they level off and fall off.
I seldom ever missed a Gary Cooper picture if I could manage to see it.
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury. It's not like the sheep was underage.
My addiction has always been beautiful women, being surrounded by them.
I lived in Los Angeles in the '80s, which was not the best place to be.
While there's no 'I' in team, there's also no 'you', okay? So back off.
My youngest son is a writer. He wrote for 'The District' and 'CSI: NY.'
In case you were wondering, my spirit animal is a duck billed platypus.
The more I learned about Shoeless Joe, the more I felt he was maligned.
With a cigar like in life, you got to have some length, and some girth.
If I were actually Homer Simpson, I'd be getting scripts out the wazoo.
I think some actors thrive on working at a much greater pace than I do.
The last time I was on a small set would've been probably My Left Foot.
If you do your work, eventually there will be a spark. A fire. A blaze.
I think the traditional stereotypes are loaded in institutional racism.
People do incredible things for love, particularly for unrequited love.
You never know where you stand - and I like that. I like to be on edge.
My job is summer camp. I come and talk and try to make a TV show funny.
I think I'm a workaholic, but I'm a workaholic that is loving his work.
And he that will go to bed sober, Falls with the leaf still in October.
I come alive when there is a chance to learn or do something different.
I'm not a leading man. I'm a character actor. That's what I want to be.
Every day is a blessing - not to get too schmaltzy, but, really, it is.
I've got huge tubs full of X-Files memorobilia that I can sell on eBay.
I get a lot of scripts, but they're all for the same type of character.
I was trying to play as real possible - I wanted everything to be real.
I rarely go out, and I am not interested in golf or anything like that.