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It sounds super cliche, but staying true to yourself and what you are works.
Baseball player. Yeah, that was my dream before acting, or alongside acting.
Agents are used to the parents pimping. They're not used to the kid pimping.
I always wanted to be someone better the next day than I was the day before.
I'm interested in character and people and motivations and things like that.
I like to do things that are shocking or challenging for the sake of comedy.
How theraputic it is to surrond yourself with people stranger than yourself.
I can be a goofball sometimes. I love having a good time and being carefree.
It takes a long time to make me beautiful, but it goes fast to make me ugly.
Don't try to start a career in LA, unless money is all you're interested in.
I do not believe that any particular religion has any monopoly on salvation.
I'm terrible at story and structure, but I'm not so bad at writing dialogue.
The great thing is that the funny side of getting old is fuel for my comedy.
I'm 47, my girlfriend's 33; she's 14 years younger than me: Back of the net!
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of order is.
I've decided to take up smoking, my doctor said I wasn't getting enough tar.
When I finally retire, I just want to go away so no one has to listen to me.
The world is as good as you are. You've got to learn to like yourself first.
I've been a musician since childhood, and music is my first love. I love it.
I tend to be very relaxed on stage, but the nerves have to come out somehow.
Sometimes idealism and all that make believe makes the world a better place.
The way to be successful in Hollywood is to be as obnoxious as the next guy.
Rock Hudson wasn't my type. He's a great guy and had a great sense of humor.
My parents are pretty good about keeping me humble. They brought me up good.
If I could work with Joan Van Ark every day for the rest of my life I would.
I'm exceedingly proud of being an actor, but I never recommend it to anyone.
I still collect comics. I still have a great love and respect for the genre.
Well, it's really important to be honest with the person that you're seeing.
Here's one thing I can't understand: people who are friends with their exes.
From soul to soul, and heart to heart. May you be blessed, I wish to impart.
Being on the floor of a TV show is sometimes a quite frustrating experience.
I like me Italian girls; half Halle Berry, half Penelope Cruz sort of thing!
I don't really consider myself an actor, and I don't know if I'm a comedian.
Hopefully you marry someone who you not only love, but who you like as well.
I wasn't a child actor. It was just three weeks of my life when I was eight.
I know certain actors who have done very well. They are still down to earth.
Meryl Streep does not make mistakes. Sometimes the world just can't keep up.
If a D.C. event doesn't have crab cakes, it's low-rent and you need to flee.
I don't know if it's embarrassing, but I have a lot of girl Christian music.
George Carlin is an influence on a generation. He made me want to do comedy.
I was never a big comic book fan. I was always more into the baseball cards.
There is nothing better than an attractive woman who doesn't act attractive.
It's hard to prove yourself when the substance isn't there in certain roles.
Sean Penn's really the only one stupid enough to put anything down on paper.
Focus on one thing, make it your priority, and stick with it no matter what!
I don't know about marriage as much as I do know that I'd be a great father.
I'm a better person when I'm preparing for a role, when I'm studying a role.
You just don't understand humility until you have children and get divorced.
I live on a ranch that's larger than Manhattan. That's a weird circumstance.
I felt probably more uncomfortable than Beyonce. But I can't answer for her.