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I certainly like working harder than a lot of my peers. The trick is embracing it.
I don't believe in storks. I know they don't deliver babies; they deliver pickles.
I think there should be comedy in everything; it doesn't matter what you're doing.
Disappoint anyone… hell, disappoint everyone – but don’t ever disappoint yourself.
Me and Matt love to argue, but in general our sense of humor is pretty much alike.
I get offered a lot of black roles, because apparently I don't look Latino enough.
I'm not sure whether it's good fortune or bad, but I've died many times on screen.
What art does is it makes you feel alive and makes you feel like you're connected.
It's insecurity that is always chasing you and standing in the way of your dreams.
I've worked out for years. For a long time, it was my only sense of gratification.
I always had the sense of being in the spotlight, being on stage, being looked at.
I took a route of acting, rather than starmaking, so it cost me a lot financially.
Someone called actors 'sculptors in snow.' Very apt. In the end, it's all nothing.
I've always had my ear pierced with a diamond stud. I did it myself when I was 16.
I can relate to anything. I once played Macbeth. I got a lot of laughs, so I quit.
Tarantino and Jackson is like Scorsese and DeNiro, and their silent communication.
Anonymity, in some cases a key civil liberty, also enables society's worst actors.
The short memories of the American voters is what keeps our politicians in office.
Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated.
Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely
In Europe public men do resign. But here it's a lost art. You have to impeach 'em.
People don't change under governments. Governments change. People remain the same.
Farmers have more Associations, and Bureaus, and Clubs, than they have pitchforks.
I would rather be the man who bought the Brooklyn Bridge than the man who sold it.
If you let women have their way, you will generally get even with them in the end.
It's one of the most progressive cities in the world. Shooting is only a sideline.
The nation is prosperous on the whole, but how much prosperity is there in a hole?
I was born because it was a habit in those days, people didn't know anything else.
Conferences are just like the poor and the Democrats, they will always be with us.
Mona Lisa is the only beauty who went through history and retained her reputation.
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights.
Cattlemen have lost more in the last few years than anybody and say less about it.
I wonder if it isn't just cowardice instead of generosity that makes us give tips.
If you're absent during my struggle, don't expect to be present during my success.
These days, you have to have a gimmick to do the weather. You have to have an act.
Will Rogers was an American hero - someone you could get your teeth into and love.
I haven't the slightest wish to get in a rocket and zoom through the stratosphere.
I was an English major, so I love discussing possibilities and alternate theories.
The longer I go about living, I see it's the relationship that is most meaningful.
Hollywood has always been good to me. I've never blamed Hollywood for my problems.
That cyclone in Burma? That was just me doing the dance to that annoying ass song.
People are more willing to accept a singer as an actor, than an actor as a singer.
We are at the precipice of great transformation within our culture and government.
The freedom of any society varies proportionately with the volume of its laughter.
Laughter is a sense of proportion and a power of seeing yourself from the outside.
You know all those dangerous mutants you hear about in the news? I'm the worst one.
I'm an actor in between jobs right now, so I kind of live the life of a 7-year old.
I play guitar, and I'm a decent basketball player - people like to play on my team.
I go to sleep thinking about my kids being spoiled and I wake up thinking about it.
I heat myself up over the fact that I am never going to be as good as I want to be.