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I loved to always get naked. I was very free, so I thought, I may as well get paid.
I'd love to work with Steve Martin. I'd love to work with Bill Murray, Dan Aykroyd.
I will always do stand-up, even if my acting career takes off. Stand-up is my life.
I see theater as a simple formula. Audience plus players plus story makes the play.
One does not contradict the other.Straight-faced is the basis of all decent comedy.
It bothers me that people who should know better believe a glossy magazine fantasy.
I'm starting a new chapter in my [[life], and you have no idea how much that means.
I could be the driver - the Uber guy saying, "I used to be in films years ago... ."
I probably would have retired years ago if I hadn't found interesting things to do.
I think everybody has something that they've been obsessed about in their lifetime.
I really believe you can carry yourself in such a way that people don't notice you.
I believe it was Shakespeare who said, 'All the world's a stage, and you are CRAP!'
Tom Cruise is one of the most wonderful, kind, and generous men that I've ever met.
I've never really had a desire to do Shakespeare. For me, it's just too many lines.
I'm a little bit perverse, and I just hate doing the thing that's the most obvious.
There are always practical decisions to be made about any character you're playing.
Every day of my life I walk with the idea I am black no matter how successful I am.
I'm just an entertainer. All I want to be is funny. I never aspired to play Hamlet.
My name's Darren. I'm a musician, part time idiot. That's a full time job actually.
I am a different person in NYC. My energy is way different. I just make sense here.
I'm not regretful about dropping acid, but I could have stopped it a little sooner.
As a father, I do everything my dad didn't do. My son Beau's birth changed my life.
I've had three biographies made about my life so people know an awful lot about me.
Games, by nature, have more plot options and non-linear qualities than TV and film.
I don't discount belief. I just discount most of the things that people believe in.
I'm a cheesy over-the-top megalomaniac with a deep voice and the most amazing pecs.
To make money I picked up work as a busboy, valet parker, skateboard shop employee.
I kind of go where the wind blows, and TV has just been how I make a living so far.
The first audition my manger sent me on was 'The Hunger Games,' and I got the role.
I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.
Firefighters are some of the most selfless public servants you will ever encounter.
I wasn't the best student. I wasn't stupid, but I wasn't paying a lot of attention.
I was a serious poet for quite a while and had little notebooks filled with poetry.
The premise is simple: One economy and one environment, and they're interdependent.
Money doesn't buy happiness. Some people say it's a heck of a down payment, though.
For every 10 good things, there's always some jerk that wants to say something bad.
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
I just personally feel like the best writing for actors exists in cable television.
Rufus Wainwright is my go-to for any kind of emotion. He's got songs for all of it.
I'm on stage where Rivers Cuomo from Weezer was standing? It's kind of a mind trip.
I just try to get people to laugh - I'm not trying to change the world or anything.
I tried out for 'Jeopardy' once, when they came to Cleveland, but I didn't make it.
That thing in you that you think is a demon is actually a bodyguard that's run amok
I knew I finally made it as a performer when I began hearing rumors that I was gay.
Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
The only film I've enjoyed starring a wrestler was Mickey Rourke in 'The Wrestler.'
I played with two lines of action figures when I was a kid: G.I. Joe and Star Wars.
Los Angeles is a city known as much for its sun as for its stars and its dirty air.
Makes no matter if I'm performing in a grocery store, you're always gonna get 150%.
I could not be one of those actors who stays in character all day long. I'd go mad.